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Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 29, 2021

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    Aussie Down Under  3 months ago

    Like Prince’s “Purple rain” however yellow.

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    momofalex7  3 months ago

    Must be a lot of senior clouds on the Oregon coast.

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    Therefore I prefer iCloud

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    Iseau Premium Member 3 months ago

    I know the feeling :o (

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    Darryl Heine  3 months ago

    All drizzle all the time.

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    JamieLee Premium Member 3 months ago

    Next topic: Teaching clouds to to Kegel exercises.

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    He’s really Sirius about this!

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    belgarathmth  3 months ago

    As a 56 year old man, I can relate. Slower and slower, more and more often. I’m starting to understand why seniors get up so early in the morning when they don’t have to. After about the tenth bathroom trip of the night, you start to think “Eh, might as well stay up and read the news.”

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    Potamus  3 months ago

    -looks at wet pant leg-

    “Huh. Turns out both are accurate.”

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    davanden  3 months ago

    Another ageist joke.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  3 months ago

    A bear that has been rained on..drizzly bear.

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    The Brooklyn Accent  3 months ago

    My personal experience is that the intervals are more like 90 or (on a good night) 180 minutes.

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    angelolady Premium Member 3 months ago

    The cloud would be cute with wire-frame glasses.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  3 months ago

    Mostly aging MALE clouds…

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    RabbitDad  3 months ago

    Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ Drizzle.

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    Indianapolis Smith  3 months ago

    Come morning?

    Gully washer!

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    stevenxfiles  5 days ago

    Never queue up for the urinal at a boomer school reunion. Hurry up and wait :)

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