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Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 13, 2021

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    allen@home  5 months ago

    I’d say not very well.

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    jasonsnakelover  5 months ago

    Don’t go breaking my heart.

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    mddshubby2005  5 months ago

    “Let’s go clubbing, then!”

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 5 months ago

    “At this rate, I’ll be a King in no time.”

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    Qiset  5 months ago

    He’s the owner of a broken heart. Yes he is.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 5 months ago

    Steve’s not good at spotting bluffs.

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    blunebottle  5 months ago

    Consistently.

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    mikeyman  5 months ago

    Every chamber.

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    Really? You can’t see that Steve is broken-hearted?

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    Gent  5 months ago

    Oh he’s the heart break kid.

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    Caught Sleeping  5 months ago

    Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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    The Reader Premium Member 5 months ago

    Face cards have all the luck!

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    Meg, Apropos of Nothing  5 months ago

    Poor Steve. But it’s worse for the higher numbers.

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    HMETALNYMETSVAL Premium Member 5 months ago

    I love the cute little doggie.

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    mrsdonaldson  5 months ago

    :(

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    backyardcowboy  5 months ago

    Cue Music: (Elton John) “Don’t go breaking my heart(s).”

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    backyardcowboy  5 months ago

    Speed dating, speed breaking.

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    cactusbob333  5 months ago

    Pip pip

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    Jeffin Premium Member 5 months ago

    This heart’s 4 U.

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    Norris66  5 months ago

    Playin’ with the Queen of Hearts

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    Did you have to ask? I’m a bleeding heart

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    Olddog04  5 months ago

    He’s met too many jokers.

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    jscarff57 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Still looking for an ace

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    Jeff0811  5 months ago

    Join the Club. I really want to give a Diamond to the right person, Maybe if I date a person whose dog has been Spayed. (Best I could come up with.)

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    Blaidd Drwg Premium Member 5 months ago

    That’s what you get for ‘playing with the Queen of Hearts’.

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    sobrown51  5 months ago

    He would have done better if he’d joined some clubs or bought some diamonds.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member 5 months ago

    O-k, I fold.

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member 5 months ago

    Don’t mess with my Achy Breaky Heart in the Heart Break Hotel.

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    WoodTrail  5 months ago

    “Still havent found my Queen of Hearts”

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    gammaguy  5 months ago

    He shouldn’t have tried to poke-her.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  5 months ago

    Tarot: Four of hearts signifies discontent and frictions in a relationship.

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    pamletnola2000  5 months ago

    He wears his hearts on his face.

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    Jim G Premium Member 5 months ago

    Poor guy. Try as he might, romance just isn’t in the cards.

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 5 months ago

    From a Jack to a King…

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    Shikamoo  5 months ago

    Love just isn’t in the cards for Steve.

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    tee929  5 months ago

    …;or get “Clubbed” to death!

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    stevenxfiles  about 2 months ago

    Better than clubs

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