I’d say not very well.
Don’t go breaking my heart.
“Let’s go clubbing, then!”
“At this rate, I’ll be a King in no time.”
He’s the owner of a broken heart. Yes he is.
Steve’s not good at spotting bluffs.
Really? You can’t see that Steve is broken-hearted?
Oh he’s the heart break kid.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
Face cards have all the luck!
Poor Steve. But it’s worse for the higher numbers.
I love the cute little doggie.
Cue Music: (Elton John) “Don’t go breaking my heart(s).”
Speed dating, speed breaking.
This heart’s 4 U.
Playin’ with the Queen of Hearts
Did you have to ask? I’m a bleeding heart
He’s met too many jokers.
Still looking for an ace
Join the Club. I really want to give a Diamond to the right person, Maybe if I date a person whose dog has been Spayed. (Best I could come up with.)
That’s what you get for ‘playing with the Queen of Hearts’.
He would have done better if he’d joined some clubs or bought some diamonds.
O-k, I fold.
Don’t mess with my Achy Breaky Heart in the Heart Break Hotel.
“Still havent found my Queen of Hearts”
He shouldn’t have tried to poke-her.
Tarot: Four of hearts signifies discontent and frictions in a relationship.
He wears his hearts on his face.
Poor guy. Try as he might, romance just isn’t in the cards.
From a Jack to a King…
Love just isn’t in the cards for Steve.
…;or get “Clubbed” to death!
Better than clubs
September 06, 2014