Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 13, 2021

I’d say not very well.

Don’t go breaking my heart.

“Let’s go clubbing, then!”

“At this rate, I’ll be a King in no time.”

He’s the owner of a broken heart. Yes he is.

Steve’s not good at spotting bluffs.

Consistently.

Every chamber.

Really? You can’t see that Steve is broken-hearted?

Oh he’s the heart break kid.

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Face cards have all the luck!

Poor Steve. But it’s worse for the higher numbers.

I love the cute little doggie.

:(

Cue Music: (Elton John) “Don’t go breaking my heart(s).”

Speed dating, speed breaking.

Pip pip

This heart’s 4 U.

Playin’ with the Queen of Hearts

Did you have to ask? I’m a bleeding heart

Still looking for an ace

Join the Club. I really want to give a Diamond to the right person, Maybe if I date a person whose dog has been Spayed. (Best I could come up with.)

That’s what you get for ‘playing with the Queen of Hearts’.

He would have done better if he’d joined some clubs or bought some diamonds.

O-k, I fold.

Don’t mess with my Achy Breaky Heart in the Heart Break Hotel.

“Still havent found my Queen of Hearts”

He shouldn’t have tried to poke-her.

Tarot: Four of hearts signifies discontent and frictions in a relationship.

He wears his hearts on his face.

Poor guy. Try as he might, romance just isn’t in the cards.

From a Jack to a King…

Love just isn’t in the cards for Steve.

…;or get “Clubbed” to death!

Better than clubs