Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 28, 2021

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    Boots at the Boar Premium Member 4 months ago


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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  4 months ago

    Well, come on… a lot of people favor their right arm

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    Superfrog  4 months ago

    Sinister undertones.

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    Gent  4 months ago

    All righty then.

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    Feeling a bit naked?

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    Stocky One  4 months ago
    On the contrary. He’s always trying to improve his right arm. But to him, you are perfect just the way you are!
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    Doug K  4 months ago

    One arm seems to have been smothered with attention.

    Does he call himself “Mom”?

    Is his right arm Dicky and his left arm Tommy?

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    Cool Hand Luke Premium Member 4 months ago

    Oh yeah, I feel the love!!!! I’ve been jabbed by a needle like a billion times! What is it your complaining about, Lefty??

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    Purple People Eater  4 months ago

    His left arm should be happy that he likes it the way it is.

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    EmmettWayne  4 months ago

    Patience, your turn is coming.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 4 months ago

    Sleeve me alone!

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    Jeffin Premium Member 4 months ago

    You’re not wrong but you’re not right.

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    Foo26 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Never understood the tattoo craze. Esp on a beautiful woman. If that is sexist so be it….as my brother once said “Why put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari”?

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    bobbyferrel  4 months ago

    Maybe the right arm has done more for him than the left.

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    pcmcdonald  4 months ago

    Right on!

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    KEA  4 months ago

    my gawd that’s ugly

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    Teto85 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Time to get out some Bradbury. “The Illustrated Man” sounds good for today.

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    Nuliajuk  4 months ago

    There is something sinister about that arm.

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    Old Man River Premium Member 4 months ago

    I can relate, I’m usually left out also.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  4 months ago

    He just has to wait until next month’s paycheck.

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    stpastor  4 months ago

    As I turned 65 this year, I made the observation that it’s hard for me to be a dirty old man since so many women have tattoos and I find them unattractive.

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    Lightpainter  4 months ago

    You are right, Lefty, he likes Righty better. He isn’t going to tattoo you; he will use a branding iron on you!

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