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Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 27, 2021

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 3 months ago

    Raw bread dough is not good for you, anyway.

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    Bread isn’t in a snake’s diet because they’re carnivores.

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    Vilyehm  3 months ago

    Reality isn’t in a cartoonist’s diet because they’re looking for humor.

    Second, more obscure, cartoon caption:

    Oh great, now you’re going to have to go off and fight in World War One.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Ah, he must be the rare bread eating snake.

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    blunebottle  3 months ago

    There you go, now you’ve ruined your dinner.

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    But did you notice? The psychotic giggling stopped.

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    jr1234  3 months ago

    POPPY!!

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    P51Strega  3 months ago

    D’oh, boy, are you an idiot?!

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    RobinHood  3 months ago

    The funeral will be at 3:50 for 20 minutes

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    Jeffin Premium Member 3 months ago

    This is a ticklish situation. Not easy to poke fun at.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’m done.

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    otforever  3 months ago

    Dough!

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    “But it (he) wasn’t bread – yet.”

    “He was just the Dough Boy.”

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    Michael G.  3 months ago

    Rolling in dough?

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    The dough boy is gone….HEE HEE HEE

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    You're not what you think you are.  3 months ago

    You hush: he just might bite your head off!

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    PO' DAWG Premium Member 3 months ago

    This was my ex-wife favorite trick, order a large expensive steak and fill up on bread and salad. Our dog was happy to see her with that white box.

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    he’d be walking on eggshells here if he had legs…

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    Where’s your giggle now, doughboy?

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    Daeder  3 months ago

    “Mmmm! Aaah! Oohh! What a way to go!!!…”

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    Lightpainter  3 months ago

    That will teach the doughboy to always carry some fresh baked bread with him. A foolproof decoy; I can’t believe anything would eat him if there was fresh baked bread as an alternative!

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    SquawkTron  3 months ago

    Today’s strip is really hiss-terical.

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