Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 27, 2021

Raw bread dough is not good for you, anyway.

Bread isn’t in a snake’s diet because they’re carnivores.

Reality isn’t in a cartoonist’s diet because they’re looking for humor.

Second, more obscure, cartoon caption:

Oh great, now you’re going to have to go off and fight in World War One.

Ah, he must be the rare bread eating snake.

There you go, now you’ve ruined your dinner.

But did you notice? The psychotic giggling stopped.

POPPY!!

D’oh, boy, are you an idiot?!

The funeral will be at 3:50 for 20 minutes

This is a ticklish situation. Not easy to poke fun at.

I’m done.

Dough!

“But it (he) wasn’t bread – yet.”

“He was just the Dough Boy.”

Rolling in dough?

The dough boy is gone….HEE HEE HEE

You hush: he just might bite your head off!

This was my ex-wife favorite trick, order a large expensive steak and fill up on bread and salad. Our dog was happy to see her with that white box.

he’d be walking on eggshells here if he had legs…

Where’s your giggle now, doughboy?

“Mmmm! Aaah! Oohh! What a way to go!!!…”

That will teach the doughboy to always carry some fresh baked bread with him. A foolproof decoy; I can’t believe anything would eat him if there was fresh baked bread as an alternative!

Today’s strip is really hiss-terical.