I have sometimes worried about collapsing outside the Met and having CPR performed on my by and opera singer.
Skeletor. We meet again!
When I see a skeleton in the doctors office, I always wondered how they got the full skeleton out in one piece.
“Well, he DID stop choking, amirite? …Up, up, and awaaaayy!”
LOL! Bare bones funny!
A slippery character.
Worked with a person who was taking a public speaking class in the evening. She gave a speech on the Heimlich maneuver and got a “C”. She was quite disappointed. The next class, another student stood up and said he wanted to thank her, he was eating in a restaurant and was able to use the maneuver to save another diner who was choking. The instructor decided to change her grade to a “A”.
Well, at least he’s not choking anymore, right?!
Reminds me of the first Cracked magazine cover I ever saw. It did not make me want to see more.
To quote that famous moose, Bullwinkle, “Didn’t even know my own strength.”
I see the skeleton, but where did the rest of it land.
I’m still laughing out loud! No caption needed on this one. Great job!
That was a lot funnier than it should’ve been. LOLOLOLOL
September 06, 2014