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Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 01, 2020

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    RAGs  3 months ago

    I have sometimes worried about collapsing outside the Met and having CPR performed on my by and opera singer.

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    Gent  3 months ago

    Skeletor. We meet again!

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    Ace 66  3 months ago

    When I see a skeleton in the doctors office, I always wondered how they got the full skeleton out in one piece.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  3 months ago

    “Well, he DID stop choking, amirite? …Up, up, and awaaaayy!”

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    Lady loves a joke  3 months ago

    LOL! Bare bones funny!

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    EdMeiller Premium Member 3 months ago

    A slippery character.

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    oldlady07 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Worked with a person who was taking a public speaking class in the evening. She gave a speech on the Heimlich maneuver and got a “C”. She was quite disappointed. The next class, another student stood up and said he wanted to thank her, he was eating in a restaurant and was able to use the maneuver to save another diner who was choking. The instructor decided to change her grade to a “A”.

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    coffeemom88  3 months ago

    Well, at least he’s not choking anymore, right?!

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    Stephen Gilberg  3 months ago

    Reminds me of the first Cracked magazine cover I ever saw. It did not make me want to see more.

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    mi_sbs  3 months ago

    To quote that famous moose, Bullwinkle, “Didn’t even know my own strength.”

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    RAGs  3 months ago

    I see the skeleton, but where did the rest of it land.

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    TheLetterista.com Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’m still laughing out loud! No caption needed on this one. Great job!

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    chief tommy  3 months ago

    Hilarious

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    AmericanPurrl Premium Member 3 months ago

    That was a lot funnier than it should’ve been. LOLOLOLOL

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member 3 months ago

    LOL

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