Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 24, 2019

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    pschearer Premium Member over 2 years ago

    This gets today’s award for Clever.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Great visual pun.

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    santa72404  over 2 years ago

    No snarky comment, it’s great just as it is.

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    mddshubby2005  over 2 years ago

    Some boney loves you!

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    blunebottle  over 2 years ago

    Groaner pun!

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    enigmamz  over 2 years ago

    Aww… You haven’t seen your great-grandmother in years!!!

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    Gent  over 2 years ago

    Huh? Skeletor’s good twin?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 2 years ago

    You notice it’s outside?

    You never see an XO skeleton inside.

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    kucpa  over 2 years ago

    These fad diets are really getting out of control…

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    J Quest  over 2 years ago

    Structural and emotional support…

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    jpayne4040  over 2 years ago

    I don’t get this one.

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    Darryl Heine  over 2 years ago

    OUCH!

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 2 years ago

    “Everyboney loves someboney….”

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    KEA  over 2 years ago

    had to say the caption out loud to get it. duh.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 2 years ago

    A bone-afide friend?

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    jdthird  over 2 years ago

    I actually LOL’d at this one – nice start to my day!

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    anomalous4  over 2 years ago

    Awwwww…

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    Old Man River Premium Member over 2 years ago

    OUCH! Love it

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    zeexenon  over 2 years ago

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    Bill The Nuke  over 2 years ago

    Okay, that’s a cute one.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Any relation to Achmed the Terrorist? LOL

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  over 2 years ago

    For linguistic elites only.

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    dsidney49  over 2 years ago

    Not ribbing you… I found this quite humerous!!

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    kucpa  over 2 years ago

    I have a bone to pick with him about this unwanted advance…

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    Altar_Ego  over 2 years ago

    ♪ ♫ You’re noboney till someboney loves you ♫ ♪

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member over 2 years ago

    LOL. You must just look at a dictionary and come up with these things. Brilliant!

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    gopher gofer  over 2 years ago

    that’s a skeleton who’s come out of the closet…

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    gmu328  over 2 years ago

    exo-skeleton

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    ray32648  over 2 years ago

    Reminds me of some NYT crossword answers.

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    AtariDragon  over 2 years ago

    It’s hard to kiss w/o lips.

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