Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 08, 2019

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    enigmamz  almost 3 years ago

    Bow-chicky-bow-wow…

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Robbing the cradle, I’d say.

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    They look the same age to me.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    He’ll be able to suck on her varicose veins!

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    It’s still a better love story than Twilight!

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    jpayne4040  almost 3 years ago

    He must have a huge blood bank account!

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    ACK! Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Harold and Maude?

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    The Brooklyn Accent  almost 3 years ago

    “She’s just my type. AB negative.”

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    katzenbooks45  almost 3 years ago

    Coraline the Cougar

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    Znox11  almost 3 years ago

    Oh right! But it’s OK when a male vampire does it? Lousy double standard! You go girl!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    She roamed The lairs for centuries and finally found the vamp of her nightmares…

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    I vant to drrrrrink your bloooooood! BLah BLah BLah

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    zeexenon  almost 3 years ago

    Bats in her belfry? Nope, all the 900 year old guys have ED.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 3 years ago

    See “What We Do in the Shadows.”

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    1MadHat Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Cougar and Boy Toy.

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    RobinHood  almost 3 years ago

    If my eyes don’t deceive me, there’s something going wrong around here.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  almost 3 years ago

    Cougpire.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I’d say she was going after young blood, but what blood

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Makes sense, actually. Male vampires get staked in the heart at an earlier age then the females so it all balances out.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Wow! She doesn’t look a day over 823.

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    tinstar  almost 3 years ago

    She’s just going to put the bite on him for everything she can, then, kick him to the crypt.

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    FrankSF Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Age is just a number. A very large number.

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    billgee  almost 3 years ago

    or robbing the grave?

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