Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 07, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  over 2 years ago

    Oh crap crap crap – OH NO! I SUMMONED HIM!

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    SHIVA  over 2 years ago

    Fear not, he’ll soon shrink down to his hollow self!!

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    blunebottle  over 2 years ago

    What?? But…but…they all start out life that way!

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    whahoppened  over 2 years ago

    Fear not. A hand will reach in and peel off a bunch, repeatedly!

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    vics_machine Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Here Come The Mummies – great band.

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    Stevefk  over 2 years ago

    Glad to see he got the roll, some thought he was wiped out a long time ago.

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Stop! You know I’ll get you in the end!

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    jpayne4040  over 2 years ago

    LOL! Now that’s a good one!

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    DanFlak  over 2 years ago

    He’s all wrapped up in himself.

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    MrJones  over 2 years ago

    They’ve had the sheet scared out of them.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 2 years ago

    Yikes, don’t trip on that crack.

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    davanden  over 2 years ago

    Aren’t the empty rolls like zombies?

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    The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I remember this movie! Wow! Just wait till the final scene, where you see what was inside the tube!

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    Jon Schutter  over 2 years ago

    More like PARENTING! (just as scary)

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    DondiDoo  over 2 years ago

    1 ply or 2?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Over or under?

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 2 years ago

    Of course this mummy curses. It has a potty mouth.

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    vics_machine Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The sequel: “Bidet of the Dead”.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  over 2 years ago

    Send in the kittens!

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    Phydeux  over 2 years ago

    Charmin (g) cartoon.

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    Widdershins  over 2 years ago

    I love your sense of humour! :)

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I can’t wait to see this story unravel.

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member over 2 years ago


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    gammaguy  over 2 years ago

    Meanwhile, where’s the Daddy?

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