Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 23, 2019

We better stop reading this before we begin to start liking it.

(Cartoon: Food Around the Corner. Scene put in just to have the censor cut it out—-and they didn’t.)

Well, at least he’s not biting and tearing it.

Get him a hoverboard.

He should try the kitchen floor, he’ll go much faster.

And they don’t think a dog on a scooter is cool?

Is he leaving skid marks?

Happens when you leashed expect it.

And you’re complaining?!

Skidmarks are harder to get out this way…

Back in college we got a note from the RA reminding us that riding motor scooters inside the dorms is prohibited.

Priceless!

My cat had a Harley…..

And take away his briefcase before he does his business on the neighbor’s lawn!

And I’ll make certain he can’t scoot for another month if he leaves that damn contraption in the middle of the sidewalk or greenway.

Well, get busy! All he needs are kids to play with.

Yeah…the ex would complain about me doing that…