Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 23, 2019


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    Vilyehm  over 1 year ago

    We better stop reading this before we begin to start liking it.

    (Cartoon: Food Around the Corner. Scene put in just to have the censor cut it out—-and they didn’t.)

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    Gent  over 1 year ago

    Well, at least he’s not biting and tearing it.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Get him a hoverboard.

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    Stevefk  over 1 year ago

    He should try the kitchen floor, he’ll go much faster.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    And they don’t think a dog on a scooter is cool?

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Is he leaving skid marks?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 1 year ago

    Happens when you leashed expect it.

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    jpayne4040  over 1 year ago

    And you’re complaining?!

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    jdthird  over 1 year ago

    Skidmarks are harder to get out this way…

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    Reaven  over 1 year ago

    Back in college we got a note from the RA reminding us that riding motor scooters inside the dorms is prohibited.

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member over 1 year ago


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    Storm F-1/4  over 1 year ago

    My cat had a Harley…..

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    chris_weaver  over 1 year ago

    And take away his briefcase before he does his business on the neighbor’s lawn!

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And I’ll make certain he can’t scoot for another month if he leaves that damn contraption in the middle of the sidewalk or greenway.

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    zeexenon  over 1 year ago

    Well, get busy! All he needs are kids to play with.

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    vics_machine Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Yeah…the ex would complain about me doing that…

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