Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 13, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  about 2 years ago

    The Baskin-Robbins nuptials will be held sundae.

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    rekam Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Perfect for Friday the 13th.

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    Cpeckbourlioux  about 2 years ago

    It still adds up to 4.

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    chris_weaver  about 2 years ago

    Either way, they’re still in their prime!

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    Meg, Apropos of Nothing  about 2 years ago

    Friday the 13th falls on a Friday this month! And for the first time in 13 years, it’s a full moon too! So be on the look out for unlucky werewolves.

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    Stevefk  about 2 years ago

    None the less their days are still numbered.

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    silverking1953  about 2 years ago

    What’s with all the tissues?

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    paul  about 2 years ago

    The therapist is married to a 9.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    No matter how you look at it, you’re still a twisted 13

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    ptnjbrown  about 2 years ago

    That’s a Six Therapist!

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    DanFlak  about 2 years ago

    I’ll let the numbers speak for themselves.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    And then 6 took a turn on the coach and explained why he was afraid of 7, because 7 “8” 9, and then he was saddened by not being able to having a platonic and intimate relationship with that good old number 9.

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    joe piglet Premium Member about 2 years ago

    You can sign up for the payment plan; “Thirty days has September, April, June and November. All the rest have 31”

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    HMETALNYMETSVAL Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Ha ha! Cute and funny! Lol!

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    zeexenon  about 2 years ago

    And, either way, they’re Prime to boot.

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    diane2220 Premium Member about 2 years ago


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    rgelder  about 2 years ago

    Plus, Christmas falls on Dec 25th this year

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    Sodaburger  about 2 years ago

    “Now he’s getting a tattooHe’s gettin’ ink doneHe asked for a ‘13’, but they drew a ‘31’Friends say he’s trying too hardAnd he’s not quite hipBut in his own mindHe’s the dopest trip”

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    Sensei Le Roof  about 2 years ago

    Looks like there’s a lot of six in their lives.

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    tinstar  about 2 years ago

    “Werewolf? THERE wolf!”

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    noktar Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Don’t play by numbers

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