Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 13, 2019

The Baskin-Robbins nuptials will be held sundae.

Perfect for Friday the 13th.

It still adds up to 4.

Either way, they’re still in their prime!

Friday the 13th falls on a Friday this month! And for the first time in 13 years, it’s a full moon too! So be on the look out for unlucky werewolves.

None the less their days are still numbered.

What’s with all the tissues?

The therapist is married to a 9.

No matter how you look at it, you’re still a twisted 13

That’s a Six Therapist!

I’ll let the numbers speak for themselves.

And then 6 took a turn on the coach and explained why he was afraid of 7, because 7 “8” 9, and then he was saddened by not being able to having a platonic and intimate relationship with that good old number 9.

You can sign up for the payment plan; “Thirty days has September, April, June and November. All the rest have 31”

Ha ha! Cute and funny! Lol!

And, either way, they’re Prime to boot.

clever!

Plus, Christmas falls on Dec 25th this year

“Now he’s getting a tattooHe’s gettin’ ink doneHe asked for a ‘13’, but they drew a ‘31’Friends say he’s trying too hardAnd he’s not quite hipBut in his own mindHe’s the dopest trip”

Looks like there’s a lot of six in their lives.

“Werewolf? THERE wolf!”

Don’t play by numbers