Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 13, 2019


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    mddshubby2005  5 months ago

    The Baskin-Robbins nuptials will be held sundae.

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    rekam Premium Member 5 months ago

    Perfect for Friday the 13th.

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    Cpeckbourlioux  5 months ago

    It still adds up to 4.

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    PlatinumBlimp  5 months ago

    And now suddenly we have 3 kids and a house payment!

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    chris_weaver  5 months ago

    Either way, they’re still in their prime!

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    CallMeMeg  5 months ago

    Friday the 13th falls on a Friday this month! And for the first time in 13 years, it’s a full moon too! So be on the look out for unlucky werewolves.

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    Stevefk  5 months ago

    None the less their days are still numbered.

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    silverking1953  5 months ago

    What’s with all the tissues?

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    paul  5 months ago

    The therapist is married to a 9.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    No matter how you look at it, you’re still a twisted 13

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    ptnjbrown  5 months ago

    That’s a Six Therapist!

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    DanFlak  5 months ago

    I’ll let the numbers speak for themselves.

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    Please Enter a Comment (Hotshot1984) Premium Member 5 months ago

    And then 6 took a turn on the coach and explained why he was afraid of 7, because 7 “8” 9, and then he was saddened by not being able to having a platonic and intimate relationship with that good old number 9.

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    joe piglet Premium Member 5 months ago

    You can sign up for the payment plan; “Thirty days has September, April, June and November. All the rest have 31”

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    HMETALNYMETSVAL  5 months ago

    Ha ha! Cute and funny! Lol!

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    zeexenon  5 months ago

    And, either way, they’re Prime to boot.

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    diane2220 Premium Member 5 months ago


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    rgelder  5 months ago

    Plus, Christmas falls on Dec 25th this year

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    Sodaburger  5 months ago

    “Now he’s getting a tattooHe’s gettin’ ink doneHe asked for a ‘13’, but they drew a ‘31’Friends say he’s trying too hardAnd he’s not quite hipBut in his own mindHe’s the dopest trip”

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    Sensei Le Roof  5 months ago

    Looks like there’s a lot of six in their lives.

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    tinstar  5 months ago

    “Werewolf? THERE wolf!”

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    noktar Premium Member 5 months ago

    Don’t play by numbers

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