Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 13, 2019


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    katzenbooks45  8 months ago

    My cats would have to do a garage door opening impression.

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    jpayne4040  8 months ago

    Now that’s a neat prank!

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    All pets OFF THE COUCH……. Screeeech!

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    bobpeters61  8 months ago

    I wonder how long he jumps up and down by the front door wagging his tail each time.

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    Znox11  8 months ago

    “Then Barksdale learned to do a can opener impression and revenge was sweet indeed”

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    rikkiTikki  8 months ago

    From his reaction it looks like he’s not supposed to be on the couch.

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    Bill The Nuke  8 months ago

    The dog needs to learn a “can opener” (or cat food cap pop-top) impression.

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    zeexenon  8 months ago

    Spelling your cat’s name like that requires you roll your ’r’s.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  8 months ago

    Our King Charles Spaniel thinks EVERY passing car is ‘Mom.’

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    cuzinron47  8 months ago

    Purrfect name for a cat.

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    Please Enter a Comment (Hotshot1984) Premium Member 8 months ago

    I know it’s terrible, but I can’t help but laugh at the dog’s expression.

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    Daniel Strickland Premium Member 8 months ago

    Ha! Our vet has some in-house animals, including an orange tabby cat, Fred, and an African grey parrot, Cowboy. In the evenings, Cowboy likes to call Fred into the back room, imitating one of the vet assistants. So Fred comes ambling back, expecting a treat. Cowboy then lets loose with his barking growling dog imitation, whereupon Fred scrambles out of the there, fur on end, eyes wide. Sadly, Fred falls for it every time.

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