Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 19, 2019

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “It wasn’t me, man!”

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    Bryan Farht  over 3 years ago

    It gotta be Apu.

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    Anters55  over 3 years ago

    D’oh!!!

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    Stocky One  over 3 years ago

    Hai Karamba!

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    Emmett Wayne  over 3 years ago

    I didn’t do it, nobody saw me, you can’t prove….oh!

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    jpayne4040  over 3 years ago

    Guilty!

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Huuuuuh? That’s not mine…..is it?

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    enigmamz  over 3 years ago

    Yeah, I was there an hour or so beforehand, so what?

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    chris_weaver  over 3 years ago

    And, thus, he was sentenced for 1-10 years writing on the chalkboard:

    “I will not commit burglary”

    “I will not commit burglary”

    etc.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    I always knew he was destined to a life of crime.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 3 years ago

    It was Maggie.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  over 3 years ago

    Oops.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Not sure if you can try a juvenile…

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