“It wasn’t me, man!”
It gotta be Apu.
I didn’t do it, nobody saw me, you can’t prove….oh!
Huuuuuh? That’s not mine…..is it?
Yeah, I was there an hour or so beforehand, so what?
And, thus, he was sentenced for 1-10 years writing on the chalkboard:
“I will not commit burglary”
I always knew he was destined to a life of crime.
It was Maggie.
Not sure if you can try a juvenile…
September 06, 2014