Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 21, 2019


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    mddshubby2005  about 1 year ago

    “Despite my captor’s malicious eggwashing attempts, I now live a hoppy life.”

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    Gent  about 1 year ago

    Descendants of Humpty Dumpty.

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    whahoppened  about 1 year ago

    I see he’s led a colorful life. That could make him hard-boiled. Usually I’d give you just 3 minutes.

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    SquawkTron  about 1 year ago

    They all look shell-shocked.

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    Stevefk  about 1 year ago

    He tried to add some humor and wise cracks to the story but they didn’t get the yolk!

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    ptnjbrown  about 1 year ago

    He dyed and came back.

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    enigmamz  about 1 year ago

    Is it worse than becoming an omelet?

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 year ago

    This really CRACKS me up! I almost DYED from it! Very HARD to take! People tell me I’m a good EGG, though! Make no YOLK about that!

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    zeexenon  about 1 year ago

    Looks like Stephen King with those glasses and I bet it’s a story you shouldn’t read before bedtime or going to the basement or driving your 1958 Plymouth Fury to visit your pets at the cemetery.

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    noreenklose  about 1 year ago

    To ALL my friends here:

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 1 year ago


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    Wendy Emlinger Premium Member about 1 year ago

    He was abducted by a UFO, Unidentified Furry Object. :)

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