“Despite my captor’s malicious eggwashing attempts, I now live a hoppy life.”
Descendants of Humpty Dumpty.
I see he’s led a colorful life. That could make him hard-boiled. Usually I’d give you just 3 minutes.
They all look shell-shocked.
He tried to add some humor and wise cracks to the story but they didn’t get the yolk!
He dyed and came back.
Is it worse than becoming an omelet?
This really CRACKS me up! I almost DYED from it! Very HARD to take! People tell me I’m a good EGG, though! Make no YOLK about that!
Looks like Stephen King with those glasses and I bet it’s a story you shouldn’t read before bedtime or going to the basement or driving your 1958 Plymouth Fury to visit your pets at the cemetery.
“The Truth Is Out There.”
He was abducted by a UFO, Unidentified Furry Object. :)
September 06, 2014