Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 27, 2018

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Use the stairs. It’s healthier.

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    santa72404  over 5 years ago

    OMG who beefed!

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    Stevefk  over 5 years ago

    Hey, sounds like it’ll be a gas!

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    Plods with ...™  over 5 years ago

    2 snerks up! Phart jokes are phunny.

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    Ontman Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Beans, beans the musical fruit…..

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    Somebody open the window!

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Chili potluck at work!!!! Don’t forget the corn bread.

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    Casey Jones  over 5 years ago

    In other news, Mylanta sales skyrocketed

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    rob  over 5 years ago

    This is not in Texas because we don’t put beans in our chili.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I’m not usually a big fan of fart jokes but this one is HILLAIRIOUS! Best comic of the day!

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    tonicee9  over 5 years ago

    I laughed out loud. I needed that today. Thanks Mr. Paris.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 5 years ago

    Who can forget those Pepto-Bismol song and dance commercials.

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    angie creator over 5 years ago

    This was created by a true fartist.

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    rick92040  over 5 years ago

    Yea. I’ve done that. I then pressed all the buttons as I left.

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    I has seen the Enemy!  over 5 years ago

    Usually the one who smelt it dealt it. Of course in this case …

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    TazzTec  over 5 years ago

    This is hardly worse than “take your child to work day”…

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    FrostbiteFalls  over 1 year ago

    Reminds me of that episode of “The Office” where Kevin brings a pot of his “Famous Chili” to the office and ends up spilling most of it on the floor.

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