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Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 26, 2017

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  1. Blunebottle
    blunebottle  about 1 year ago

    Great. Now I’m craving cranberry sauce.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It was kinda spoiled by all the canned audience reactions.

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    jreckard  about 1 year ago

    Stick a fork in it. He’ll be done.

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    Darryl Heine  about 1 year ago

    Why not “ATTACK OF THE MASHED POTATOES”?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 1 year ago

    It was short but sweet.

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    danketaz Premium Member about 1 year ago

    The Walking Red.

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    Sue Ellen  about 1 year ago

    The reporters at Breaking Cat News would call it, “Cranberry Space Goo.”

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    wiatr Premium Member about 1 year ago

    You will be assimilated!

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    pipaltri  26 days ago

    Good one. Cranberries are too tasty and wholesome to be transmogrified into some horrendous-tasting gel that’s been sitting in a can waiting for some fool to open it and ruin a family meal. From-scratch recipes are not that hard to find, Thanksgivers!

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    JudyAz  26 days ago

    The cranberries will get bogged down trying to escape.

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