Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 15, 2016

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    Radish the old word monger Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    There’s two hours you’ll never get back.

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    gammaguy  almost 6 years ago

    And their convenience stores are open 24/1.

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    kaystari Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Shouldn’t the young bug be a larvae?

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    neverenoughgold  almost 6 years ago

    Mayfiles have no mouthes and only have sex after they hatch and fly off the water…


    What a life!

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    dflak  almost 6 years ago

    It’s a Wonderful Life is really a science fiction movie about time travel. Except instead of killing your grandfather, you kill yourself. Sort of a Back to the Future – 1947 version.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Mayfly soap opera: The Day of Our Lives.

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    RCH45ACP  almost 6 years ago

    The original movie wasn’t called It’s A Wonderful 77.8 Years, so why is this remake called It’s A Wonderful 24 Hours?

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    humorist54 Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Probably my favorite Christmas movie – along with “How the Grinch Stole Christmas” and “The Snowman”. Pass the tissues. please!

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    wwh85cp  almost 6 years ago

    How long did it take to make the movie, and who did it? A crew of 17-year locusts?

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