Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 09, 2016

  1. Blunebottle
    blunebottle  over 7 years ago

    Best laugh so far today! Would love being the toasty warm ones.

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  2. Bananeajoe00001
    Toonerific  over 7 years ago

    On the upside, you probably don’t have now melted chocolate inside of you.

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  3. Blunebottle
    blunebottle  over 7 years ago

    In my growing up years, we hung real stockings- and I mean nylons! Do you have any idea how much they stretch and how much you can load them up? We would actually pin them to the top of the sofa (we didn’t have a fireplace anyway) and in the morning, they were stretched all the way down across the seat and often touched the floor. Took all of 20 minutes just to empty them.

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  4. Rick o shay
    wiatr  over 7 years ago

    ’twould have been funnier last year.

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  5. Grandpa hef
    Jeff0811  over 7 years ago

    Oh, put a sock in it.

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  6. Avatart
    Rwill  over 7 years ago

    Those 1% rayon socks.

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  7. Dicktracy silhouetteed
    Spade Jr.  over 7 years ago

    What a POOR stretch for a laugh. At least the strip is truly living up to its name, Mark.

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