Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 02, 2016

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    Alphaomega  over 7 years ago

    Why is it the guy with the biggest cup always gets there first?

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    Farside99  over 7 years ago

    …and he’s not even the one that started the coffee….

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    PICTO  over 7 years ago

    Illegitimi non carborundum…

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago

    As long as he makes the next pot, all is forgiven. If he doesn’t, he’s toast.

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    Ubintold  over 7 years ago

    Good to the last drop.

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    Before I retired, we had a person who did this. And of course didn’t make more coffee, nor would they turn the burner off.It was brought to their attention, but no change.So the rest of us agreed to not make any coffee (I know cutting your nose off to spite your face). He started stopping at a convenience store and mugging up, we started making coffee again. He never mentioned it nor got coffee from the office pot again.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 7 years ago

    Critters with jitters!

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    Perkycat  over 7 years ago

    You’ve got to be kidding! They expect you to buy Starbucks or bring your own? Does Starbucks give you a discount?

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    neverenoughgold  over 7 years ago

    Did you ever try coffee created like James Bond? Click HERE to see how it’s done…

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    chromosome Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Here’s how he does it:

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Nuclear coffee is made the way they make it in Twin Peaks: Fission the coffee pot.

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    neverenoughgold  over 7 years ago

    I would try Nuclear Coffee, but I need to get my cardiologist on the line first…

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    Shimmery Mermaid  over 7 years ago

    I think I’m wayyyyyyy ‘off the mark’ today …I saw your caption “Grind Hog”, firstthen glanced at your drawing … mortifiedbecauseinitially, I thought the cat was two creatures.The paws and coffee pot, at first glance appeared to be the eyes and mouth of a type of groundhog/monkey … I thought that THAT creature was ‘grinding’ on the cat …’nuff said.

    pours a large cup of coffee, in hopes that a caffeine jolt will clear perceptions!

    … (almost needed smelling salts when I noticed the other animals in line!) #WhatIsHappeningToTheComics

    The End.

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