Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 01, 2015

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    Skoally  Premium Member over 6 years ago

    . . . twins?

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    Superfrog  over 6 years ago

    I hope they got a quote for this.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago

    They can’t decide if they’re coming or going.

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    Linux0s  over 6 years ago

    It practically made them commatose.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 6 years ago

    They should be proud…they’re having smart quotes.

    Then again… that means the quadruplets will all want to go to college.

    It’s enough to give a comma pause.

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    gammaguy  over 6 years ago

    No white ones? They’re leading very unbalanced lives.

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    whiteheron  over 6 years ago

    Obviously, there’s no period.

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    Darryl Heine  over 6 years ago

    I don’t get this…

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    Fantom Premium Member over 6 years ago

    It was supposed to be a routine semicolonoscopy.

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    matzam Premium Member over 6 years ago

    ying without the yang

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    Perkycat  over 6 years ago

    Funny comments!

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    The Brooklyn Accent  over 6 years ago

    I guess now I know what a pregnant pause looks like.

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    sacldczoo  over 6 years ago

    I thought it was a pregnant pause.

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    Mark Parisi creator over 6 years ago

    Terrific comments! And you can quote me on that.

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    RabbitDad  over 6 years ago

    SAY what?

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    gmoldmule  over 6 years ago

    Somehow, I don’t think he’s the father…

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    dflak  over 6 years ago

    And to think she went in to have her colon checked.

    Well that explains why she full stopped having her period.

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    Digital Frog  over 6 years ago

    Well, she did say she was planning to get a couple of quotes from contractors for the addition to the house…

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    neverenoughgold  over 6 years ago

    @whiteheronwell, let’s see…

    Are you seeing any family resemblance, gopher?

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 6 years ago

    If there’s something strange in your patient’s womb, who you gonna call?Quotesbusters!

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    chromosome Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Conjoined sextuplets?

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    ComicGuy808  over 6 years ago

    Quads…..yikes !Good luck paying for four college educations at the same time !

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