Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 26, 2015

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago

    None survive triage.

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    Jonathan Lemon creator over 6 years ago


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    Toonerific  over 6 years ago

    They were just empty shells of their former selves.

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    Darryl Heine  over 6 years ago

    At least it isn’t Lucy’s 5 cent advice booth.

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    goweeder  over 6 years ago

    “when life gives you lemons, make lemon aid…?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~New translation: "When life hands you lemons, take them. Because - hey -Free Lemons!

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    neverenoughgold  over 6 years ago

    What a bunch of “cut-ups”…

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    Last Rose Of Summer  over 6 years ago

    That’s funny! And clever!

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    rgcviper  over 6 years ago


    And for the record, the devices that make those zapping noises are called automated external defibrillators. You’re welcome for this useless bit of Sunday trivia.

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Lemon-Aid? Just go to Moe’s Used Car Repair !!

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    Emmett Wayne  over 6 years ago

    Unfortunately, the big guy just squeezed the life out of all of them.

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    bmonk  over 6 years ago

    Guess he used real lemons. Wonder if he ever sells Girl Scout Cookies, or Baby oil. . . .

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    GoldMine  over 4 years ago

    There was a lemon aid joke in Big Nate once

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