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A former body builder turned bartender decided to sponsor a challenge – any patron that could squeeze 4 drops of juice from a lemon wedge that he had already squeezed, got their drink for free. Many had tried and failed, until one day a short nerdy looking guy asked to take the challenge. The bartender chuckled but proceeded to squeeze a wedge dry and handed to the fellow. A few seconds later, the man had squeezed a 1/4 cup of juice from the wedge! As everyone stared in amazement, the bartender asked “Are you taking steroids, or a former weight lifter or something?” The man replied “No, I just work for the IRS…”
Turbo Tax said, after we submitted our taxes yesterday, “We don’t say this very often, but you don’t owe anything and you aren’t getting anything either.”So nice being retired….
In a fetal position on the floor….
September 06, 2014