Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 26, 2015

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    Purewater  about 8 years ago

    Sock it to him

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    orinoco womble  about 8 years ago

    She’s found a better match.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 8 years ago

    He’s a heel….

    Cheating on his sole mate.And after promising her he’d toe the line!

    She feels like cuffing him!But instead, she’ll run back to her close-knit family…and he can have that little anklet with the obviously checkered past.

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    Coyoty Premium Member about 8 years ago


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    Arianne  about 8 years ago

    He really doesn’t have any right to take a holier-than-thou attitude; it took an awful lot of Snuggle softener to get him off that fishnet stocking last Friday.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 8 years ago

    Wait..there’s footage on the hidden camera

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    fawny  about 8 years ago

    That’s what happens when you let your teenage daughter go to the dryer…..

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    NoCents  about 8 years ago

    Well, after all, there is a lot of electricity between them.

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    tahoeh2o  about 8 years ago

    Something here stinks…

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 8 years ago

    “That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.”

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    zeexenon  about 8 years ago

    Esso si que es?

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    pschearer Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Be sure to see today’s “Real Life Adventures”.

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    popomatic  about 8 years ago

    I have to remember that one. My gf is not buying “I’m whispering in her mouth” excuse anymore.

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    Mark Parisi creator about 8 years ago

    He was hoping to come home to dryer sheets.

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    Jonni  about 8 years ago

    Caughtcha! Now he says he has to ‘Bounce’!

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    Jeff0811  about 8 years ago

    I think she’s hosed.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Oooops…it was very late last night when I saw this….

    My vision was a bit blurry and I couldn’t make out the eyelashes that indicate which is which.(Sorry, Mark!)

    Would everyone please be so kind as to read my comment with the genders reversed?Thanks. LOL

    Liverlips… apparently, shameless and blind!

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    gammaguy  about 8 years ago

    “Static cling?”Or something more dynamic?

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