Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 26, 2015

Sock it to him

She’s found a better match.

He’s a heel….

Cheating on his sole mate.And after promising her he’d toe the line!

She feels like cuffing him!But instead, she’ll run back to her close-knit family…and he can have that little anklet with the obviously checkered past.

Darn!

He really doesn’t have any right to take a holier-than-thou attitude; it took an awful lot of Snuggle softener to get him off that fishnet stocking last Friday.

Wait..there’s footage on the hidden camera

That’s what happens when you let your teenage daughter go to the dryer…..

Well, after all, there is a lot of electricity between them.

Something here stinks…

“That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.”

Esso si que es?

Be sure to see today’s “Real Life Adventures”.

I have to remember that one. My gf is not buying “I’m whispering in her mouth” excuse anymore.

Caughtcha! Now he says he has to ‘Bounce’!

I think she’s hosed.

Oooops…it was very late last night when I saw this….

My vision was a bit blurry and I couldn’t make out the eyelashes that indicate which is which.(Sorry, Mark!)

Would everyone please be so kind as to read my comment with the genders reversed?Thanks. LOL

Liverlips… apparently, shameless and blind!

“Static cling?”Or something more dynamic?