Man: Jack and Jill went up the hill...what happened next will blow your mind!
"When your dad writes internet headlines"
Dog I’m so fed up with those overdramatized headlines.
Dad: “Jack & Jill found water using this weird trick….”
Modern translation says they went to fetch a couple of growlers
Jack and Jill went up the hill to where there was a dynamite spill …
Jack and Jill went up the hillTo see their Congressman’s officeJack did frown when he saw the clownAnd Jill was giggling after.
I think it blew Jack’s mind.
As little Ruthie said the other week, who goes uphill to get water?
September 06, 2014