Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 11, 2012

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    TiffWHO  about 10 years ago

    5. Never buy canned food unless it is tuna or crab.

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  2. Bubba
    TiffWHO  about 10 years ago

    6. Even if kept indoors, never declaw the cat.

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    el8  about 10 years ago

    7. Worship and adore me regardless of the hairballs.

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    Aussie Down Under  about 10 years ago

    Only 8 lives left.

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    stripseeker  about 10 years ago

    @Lady at the computer

    He’ll get you trained yet.

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    lancemay  about 10 years ago

    85% of cat owners have pin worms. source “guess what came to dinner” by Ann Louise Gittleman, Ph.D., CNS

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    lightenup Premium Member about 10 years ago

    Other than eating the mouse, the cat quickly mastered using the computer.

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    cbrsarah  about 10 years ago

    I’ve got a cat that was raised with a dog. She has no problem with the two dogs we have.

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    bmonk  about 10 years ago

    “On the internet, nobody knows you are a cat either.”

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