Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 19, 2011
"Father's Day: I make my family come up with the ideas!" "Mom's Sweeping Changes Bro Nick's The loan Arranger Bro Carl's All dogs go to heaven (squirrels, not so much) Dad's You're not so popular. You're not so hot. Wife Lynn's I hear it's a fly-by-night company. Sis-in-law Erin's Avoid distractions don't read billboards. Sis-in-law Linn's Gorilla Marketing. Nephew Nate's Lifesaver? I thought you said light-saber! Nephew Seth's Cat got your tongue? Daughter Jen's At least this didn't cost me anything. Free Falling."