Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 22, 2024

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    C  4 months ago

    They shouldn’t let those breed

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    wallylm  4 months ago

    Shark Tales!

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    lalapalooza Premium Member 4 months ago

    hahahaha that kid with its mouth open, so gone to this world!!

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 4 months ago

    FL’s new libraries

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    Asharah  4 months ago

    Has CPS investigated Cinderella’s stepmother?

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 4 months ago

    The teddy bears seems quite interested.

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    einarbt  4 months ago

    Noooooooooo

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    The lawyer should bone up on his research. Individual 2 never saw the pumpkin or knew anything about it.

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    PraiseofFolly  3 months ago

    Tomorrow night: Arithmetic Story Problems, with characters A, B, and C, (Or is there too much Romance in Mathematics?)

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    Kaputnik  3 months ago

    The story had its intended effect.

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    franki_g  3 months ago

    Grimms gone grim

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  3 months ago

    a few years ago i picked up some books- politically correct fairy tales.

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    Anon4242  3 months ago

    Hickory dickory dock

    The mice ran up the clock

    The clock struck one

    And the others escaped with minor injuries

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    Superhawk  3 months ago

    There are bench-warrants out for Hansel (defacing private property, theft and littering), Gretel (defacing private property, theft and littering, and Goldilocks (Breaking and entering, destruction of private property, theft). When they are caught, their arraignments will be on YouTube.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    Individual #2 – the legal owner of the Glass Slipper?

    Is that by the Finders Keepers Law?

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    Grandma Lea  3 months ago

    Must be the Florida version deinsantoes approved

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    MS72  3 months ago

    Pumpkin Spice?

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    DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago

    Wow, that would be very effective at putting me to sleep! I’d get a headache trying to read it, though.

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    baskate_2000  3 months ago

    This makes my fingernails hurt — at least the kid is able to sleep through it!

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    smgray  3 months ago

    wow, he put the cat to sleep too, or maybe not.

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    comixbomix  3 months ago

    For once, legalese served it’s purpose.

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    sandpiper  3 months ago

    Even the teddies are asleep.

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    Outrageous.Tom  3 months ago

    Dad must be a lawyer. He seems very wrapped up in the story while his audience sleeps.

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    calliarcale  3 months ago

    Well, that’s one way to put your kids to sleep. :-D

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    cellodude1990  3 months ago

    Ha! If I have kids, this is what I’m going to read to them.

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    Slowly, he turned...  3 months ago

    Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe, book sellers.

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    Holden Awn  3 months ago

    A class action complaint against individual 2 alleging sexual assault for non-consensual foot fondling has been filed.

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    batesmom7  3 months ago

    Time to reopen cold case fairy tale and nursery rhyme cases? Bones and Booth look into Humpty Dumpty’s splattered eggshell?

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    DavidPlatt  3 months ago

    Goldilocks and the Three Torts.

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    Calvins Brother  3 months ago

    ….and they all counter-sued happily ever after.

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    ncorgbl  3 months ago

    Courtesy of the Harvard Law Revue.

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    dot-the-I  3 months ago

    None of us kids ever slept on an Edward Everett Horton fractured telling.

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 3 months ago

    Not laughing matter anymore. It’s happening on many college campuses these days.

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    mindjob  3 months ago

    This is what you miss out on when you can’t go to jury duty

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    aflhc1984  3 months ago

    it did the job it was supposed to, kid’s knocked out cold. hahaha.

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    mousefumanchu Premium Member 3 months ago

    The one from way back had the ugly steps whittling away at their feet to fit the shoe.

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    lnrokr55  3 months ago

    Wow, kinda cynical, even for Wiley!

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    christelisbetty  3 months ago

    Special Prosecutors report ?

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    kathleenhicks62  3 months ago

    I am about to go asleep just reading today’s comics.

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    FireAnt_Hater  3 months ago

    Dad knows how to put her to sleep.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 3 months ago

    Today’s trivia, courtesy of Dr. Internet: “Some suggested that Cinderella (in Charles Perrault’s 1697 telling of the fairy tale) wore a fur shoe rather than a glass one, arguing that the French term verre (glass) was a mistranslation of the term vair (fur) and noting that fur slippers were highly valued in the past. But all aspects of dress in Perrault’s story were pointedly contemporary, and fur slippers were not in fashion at the end of the 17th century. Furthermore, when the slipper is place on Cinderella’s foot, it is proclaimed to fit as though it were made of wax — meaning it was absolutely form fitting. The rigidity and individual fit achievable through a bespoke (as it were) glass slipper moulded exactly to Cinderella’s foot would have confirmed her identity. A fur slipper would have had ‘give’ and would have fit any number of people.”

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    Doctor Go  3 months ago

    What, no person’s of interest or unindicted co-conspirators?

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    Johnny on the Spot  3 months ago

    Where were these when I needed to get my son to sleep? He would’ve been out like a light.

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    Mise Féin  3 months ago

    Well it sent her too sleep just fine.

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    Sun  3 months ago

    Democrat fairy tales of lies should not be pushed onto the public through propaganda.

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    Holden Awn  3 months ago

    Meantime a frog identifying as a ‘Prince’ continues to prey upon unsuspecting women by soliciting ‘kisses’ (hint. hint. wink. wink.) with vague promises of happily ever after…

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    jbruins84341  3 months ago

    I think this one even put the teddy bear to sleep.

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    artjohn42  3 months ago

    Guaranteed somnolence in under thirty seconds!

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    gfredrickson85  3 months ago

    So that’s what happens when Disney revamps the classics?

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    keenanthelibrarian  3 months ago

    Oh, boy, at last, something you can really get involved with …

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    eddi-TBH  3 months ago

    “You can’t fool me. There is no Sanity Clause.”

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  3 months ago

    The kid is asleep. Mission accomplished.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  3 months ago

    Tex Avery’s CINDERELLA MEETS FELLA

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    “While understanding Individual 1 had not, in fact, committed to a relationship via the act of dancing repeatedly with Individual 2 during the course of an evening an the aforementioned venue.”

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