Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 03, 2024

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    Asharah  5 months ago

    Forget the generator.

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    oldpine52  5 months ago

    No man is an island, great men all agree, so a peninsula I shall strive to be.

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    Sanspareil  5 months ago

    He didn’t get a charge out of that!

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    Old Codger  5 months ago

    Not witty, not funny. I rember when this was my favorite comic.

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    Concretionist  5 months ago

    Kinda funny. At any given moment, probably 2/3 of my neighbors have emergency generators… and NOBODY doesn’t understand where power comes from.

    Of course Bob’s already way out of bounds with any manufactured items at all.

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    Leroy  5 months ago

    Wait—He forgot the solar panels…and the porn??

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    hariseldon59  5 months ago

    Needs Mary Ann and Ginger.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 8bb645]  5 months ago

    I never wanted to be an island, though I have tried for peninsula.

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    enigmamz  5 months ago

    Now, just wait for high tide.

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    PraiseofFolly  5 months ago

    Hark, a bell tolls. Need he ask for whom?

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    Superfrog  5 months ago

    Tolled you.

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    Eric Klein  5 months ago

    Forgot the solar panels

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    phritzg Premium Member 5 months ago

    Can’t do it, Bobby. Ain’t got no power.

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    cracker65  5 months ago

    High tide is coming

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    LawrenceS  5 months ago

    I’m all in favor of dropping “sovereign citizens” who claim they don’t have to obey the laws of any nation onto a deserted island in the Pacific. Drop ’em there naked and wish them luck.

    Heck, German tourists visiting the US know you have to obey the US laws while here. Someone born here can claim, “I don’t have to obey your laws.”?

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    Westpizza  5 months ago

    Solar panels and desalinator

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    JosephShriver  5 months ago

    Needs shelter or the weather is going to destroy the electronics and needs a solar powered generator

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    basspro  5 months ago
    Bend over at least you will get a charge out of it.
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    Ken Otwell  5 months ago

    And he’s plugging all this into… what exactly?

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    bittenbyknittin  5 months ago

    I’m planing to install a whole house backup generator.

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    dflak  5 months ago

    You know that you are doing well in life when your biggest problem is cable management behind your computer.

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    Moore 1  5 months ago

    Solar and wind or nuclear power.

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    Ishka Bibel  5 months ago
    No mayonnaise in Ireland

    I have looked on every shelfFor the most desired condimentA part of every mealIf a coldcut is dressed only in oilThe hoagie is the lessAs well as if a chicken salad wereAs well as if a lobster roll of thy friendsOr of thine own were:Because it is involved in the catering

    And therefore never send to knowFrom whom the fresh rollsThe rolls we eat.

    Neither can we call for a begging of mustardOr a borrowing of mustardThough we have not mustard enough for ourselvesBut must fetch it in from the next houseIn taking upon us the mustard of our neighboursTruly we have precious condiments in our fridgeFor ketchup is a treasureAnd scarce any man has enough of itNo man has ketchup enough that it pours easily forthTo fill the hotdog with ketchup

    If man carry beef bullion and a wedge of cheeseAnd have none made into fondueHis treasure will not feed him as he travelsTriple -decker sandwiches require mayo in the nature of itBut not mustard is used, nor relishExcept as we get weirder and weirder our tastes, heavens, by itIn summer mayo might make you sick tooAnd sick to deathIf any confection is left lying outNot cold, but lukewarmI warn you Do not use itBut this smellWhat tells you of salmonellaThrow out and eat plain cold meatTrust not your refrigerationOr anothers dairyI make my own fresh salad dressingFrom scratch each timeBy making my mayo myselfIt is my only security

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    marc robinson  5 months ago

    Bob’s an idiot. Ditch the tv, make the computer a laptop and watch tv on that. Get rid of the printer, go paperless. Pare down that fridge and now you can run off solar. And how many chairs do you really need? Think, Bob, think.

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    raptor  5 months ago

    He represents the electric vehicle crowd -

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    ears2u812 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Where’s the toilet? Where’s the bedroom?

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    will.pittenger1  5 months ago

    Solar power!!!

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    FassEddie  5 months ago

    Bob’s in management, isn’t he? GM, or Ford?

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    ladykat  5 months ago

    You brought too much stuff you won’t need.

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    James Gifford Premium Member 5 months ago

    Bob Parr had trouble with Nomanisan Island, too.

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    pheets  5 months ago

    I like it!

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    ChessPirate  5 months ago

    Where the sun don’t shine? ☺

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    majkmushrm Premium Member 5 months ago

    All he needs is a solar panel.

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    locake  5 months ago

    That looks like heaven to me, just needs a roof or something to keep out the sun and rain. I would love a couple weeks alone on that deserted island.

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    mindjob  5 months ago

    With all those plugs he’s going to blow a circuit breaker, as soon as he gets one

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    gammaguy  5 months ago

    In order to “prove” that he is an island, shouldn’t he be in the water, with those other things on top of him?

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    Radish the wordsmith  5 months ago

    Too bad he forgot the solar panels.

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    monya_43  5 months ago

    He’s going to need a lot more stuff to prove his point.

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    brooklyn51  5 months ago

    Texas secession in a nutshell.

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    Stan McSerr  5 months ago

    He should go to Rod for his solarpnls. He can get a 50% discount!

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    jahoody  5 months ago

    this one has got to be a Classic!!

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    Bilan  5 months ago

    Even if he got power, where’s he going to shop for food?

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    RoboZsaZsa  5 months ago

    Look at a map of the British Isles. Is Man a peninsula? No, Man is an island.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  5 months ago

    The COVID pandemic did show the limits of remote work, how it’s not for every person or industry. Did he NOT get the memo?

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    T...  5 months ago

    My last call, get that generator…

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    leemorse9777  5 months ago

    I never understood why they didn’t fix the boat. One small hole in the side and there would have been more than enough wood from the interior to patch it and plenty of screws to attach it. Tree resin to waterproof.

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    keenanthelibrarian  5 months ago

    I was going to write that he needed roof-top solar panels, but he doesn’t have a roof.

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    Sun  5 months ago

    Too bad he forgot the gas powered generator.

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    bluephrog  5 months ago

    hopefully, that large square object near the tree is a solar panel.

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    Solomon J. Behala Premium Member 5 months ago

    If you are in contact with outside world, you’re not an island! That’s the point of the metaphor!

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    eddi-TBH  5 months ago

    Bob, Bob, Bob…. I learned decades ago you can be on your own little island in the midst of even the biggest city. And still enjoy all the modern conveniences. Like off switches on phones (even landlines), home delivery and news programs that will keep you on your island forever.

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    Soo5002  5 months ago

    Ah yes, the outlet plug-in…

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    Mediatech  5 months ago

    Tsunami warning.

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    levekk  5 months ago

    Where does he sleep?

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    Sanspareil  5 months ago

    Paul Simon declared he was an island!

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  5 months ago

    No bathroom

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