Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 14, 2024

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    Alexander the Good Enough  6 months ago

    Right. The wisdom of the ages is perpetuated by the altruistic self-motivation with the aesthetic incorrigibility of the aspirations toward eternal truth. Or something like that…

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    Ratkin  6 months ago

    99.9%+ of all species that ever existed are now extinct. And people are worried about some obscure moth becoming extinct somewhere. Extinction is nature’s way of adapting. It’s called natural selection.

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    Knowing that your entire race will go extinct is peace of mind? Huh?

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    sirbadger  6 months ago

    “Replaced by Another” is true until the sun swallows the Earth and then nothing replaces living things.

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    Pointspread  6 months ago

    Captain Eddie seems deflated…

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    cmxx  6 months ago

    Eternal Truth Guy didn’t say every living thing will be replaced by another living thing.

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    Superfrog  6 months ago

    So the planet always something to look forward to.

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    paulscon  6 months ago

    Google on YouTube: H—- Deus: A BRIEF HISTORY OF TOMORROW with Yuval Noah Harari. an eye-opening idea of what the future holds for humans

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    Scorpio Premium Member 6 months ago

    If it wasn’t for the fact that I watched a Stephen colbert monologue on YT this week, I would have no idea what he was actually mourning about.

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    electricshadow Premium Member 6 months ago

    I’m convinced Wiley drew this months ago but waited until Belichick retired officially before releasing it.

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    Enter.Name.Here  6 months ago

    I know the feeling. San Francisco 49ers, “Team of the 80’s”. Those were fun days.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 6 months ago

    Anthropologist Jared Diamond’s 2005 book Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed detailed how half a dozen historical cultures met their ends. And clearly they must have seen it coming, yet did nothing (or too little) to prevent it. But those were isolated groups — on islands, in valleys, in remote states — and the rest of the planet survived. The same cannot be said about climate change.

    Wikipedia also mentions the common factor in most of those societal implosions: “The root problem in all but one of Diamond’s factors leading to collapse is overpopulation relative to the practicable (as opposed to the ideal theoretical) carrying capacity of the environment. One environmental problem not related to overpopulation is the harmful effect of accidental or intentional introduction of non-native species to a region.”

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    LawrenceS  6 months ago

    To paraphrase Heraclitus the Obscure, “The only constant is change.” It sounds cooler in the original Greek.

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    Olden Woof Premium Member 6 months ago

    Don’t worry Eddie, a new dynasty Mayo be on the horizon.

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    phritzg Premium Member 6 months ago

    I wonder what percentage of all extinct life species were deliberately and knowingly done in by another species, like humans are doing to so many of the species we share the Earth with.

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    ObiJoan  6 months ago

    From every point of view, it means that “Every great dinasty of XXX is over”. Replace XXX with whatever you hate most to fullfill your hopes/expectations.

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    Buckimion  6 months ago

    Pour one out for Alabama as well.

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    Sgt8 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Hmmm, in the last panel is he talking about a football team or those who love their country?

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    Egrayjames  6 months ago

    Growing up in Massachusetts in the 70’s, the Patriots always got “Participation Trophys”. Pretty much like the Red Sox seeking a World Series win. It was nice when they finally became a formidable force in the NFL. Don’t worry….they’ll be back.

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    rossevrymn  6 months ago

    Not feelin’ any pain for you, New England.

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    dflak  6 months ago

    This is why religion is more popular than science. In religion, the truth is always the truth and never changes. In science there is no such thing as truth. That which is perceived as true can be overthrown by fact.

    Some people cannot abide the “fickleness” (or wokeness) of science.

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    oldchas  6 months ago

    As a Steeler fan since the 1960’s I can give a bit of advice. Move on. Find a hobby. Stop watching football.

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    sdjamieson Premium Member 6 months ago

    I love how even his pipe is sad!

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    Redd Panda  6 months ago

    Ole bill billechick…news made such a fuss, one might think he was important. And his ego won’t let him relax, nope, he’s looking for another coach job.

    Lots of things he could do. Get some of his buddies, visit the kids at Children’s Hospital. Be a spokesman for non profits.Hang around dunkin and talk about the old days, geezers love to do that.

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    Curiously I am not moved by the failures of professional teams. Haven’t watched any professional sports since the early 60’s, when average player salary surpassed the annual salary of POTUS. Left off watching college level basket ball over 20 years ago, when Coach K finally gave in to the once-and-done-spend-a-year ‘prepping a pro draftee’ for the big time. About the same time ACC became USACC with teams from everywhere posted to the Atlantic Coast Conference. And all the game rule changes didn’t help.

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    vikipa  6 months ago

    Can we at least give Jerod Mayo a chance? He has a lot of positives his corner!!!!!

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    I shall be extinct someday; I wonder if anyone will miss me.

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    Charles Freeman Premium Member 6 months ago

    If the timing of this strip appearing today was really coincidental, that’s one heck of a coincidence…

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  6 months ago

    This was done before last week’s events, I imagine. Frankly, the Patriots have not been good for awhile, and as a football fan I think it’s good for the game. Now if we could just make some real course corrections for college football . . .

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    oish  6 months ago

    I used to wonder why the cat on his shoulder always looked in the opposite direction that they were traveling – then I realized he’s watching Eddie’s back.

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    I'm Sad  6 months ago

    Don’t feel bad New England. Just think if you were a Browns or Lions fan. The Browns had Bill Belichick and Nick Saban on the same staff and couldn’t win. If those coaches are the greatest of all time and couldn’t take a team to a championship, I don’t think anybody can. I think whoever takes one of those teams to a Super Bowl and wins a championship should be the greatest coach of all time.

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    ira.crank  6 months ago

    Sports fanatics build nice stadiums for owners and religious fanatics build big houses for pastors. Both with tax payer assistance.

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    1953Baby  6 months ago

    “This, too, shall pass.” “The only constant is CHANGE.” Go forth and whatevah. . .

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    Old Crusty  6 months ago

    Don’t mean to repeat myself, like my kids say I do, but I still turn to the old Pogo strip. Wally Gator walked up on Pogo, who was staring at the night sky, and asked what he was doing. Pogo replied that he was wondering if there was life on other planets. Wally said, “Either we’re alone or we’re not.” There was a moment of silence between them, then Pogo replied, “Either way, it’s a mighty sobering thought.”

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    Old Crusty  6 months ago

    Don’t mean to repeat myself, like my kids say I do, but I still turn to the old Pogo strip. Wally Gator walked up on Pogo, who was staring at the night sky, and asked what he was doing. Pogo replied that he was wondering if there was life on other planets. Wally said, “Either we’re alone or we’re not.” There was a moment of silence between them, then Pogo replied, “Either way, it’s a mighty sobering thought.”

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    pripley  6 months ago

    It seems easier to visit Wise A$$ On The Hill over at Pearls Before Swine. And probably just as helpful.

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    Donald Kimbrough Premium Member 6 months ago

    Go Chiefs!!!

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    jahoody  6 months ago

    Danae should have been with him………

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 6 months ago

    Watching the skies, waiting for the next asteroid strike.

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    Words to die by

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    alexius23  6 months ago

    All things must Pass….

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    DarkHorseSki  6 months ago

    Well, it will be over in 5 years or so, anyhow.

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    marilynnbyerly  6 months ago

    He’s as old as he is and hasn’t figured that one out?

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    PoodleGroomer  6 months ago

    Kansas City thanks Philly for letting us have Andy.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Yah. It’s time for another 49er dynasty. And it looks Purdy good right now.

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    wildlandwaters  6 months ago

    Yup…as soon as Tom left…which proves he was more of a factor behind the dynasty!

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    Znox11  6 months ago

    Don’t worry, we are going to leave this planet so screwed up nothing else will want it.

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    keenanthelibrarian  6 months ago

    No suggestion by the guru about what replaces the “everything that lives” when they go extinct. That’s what we used to call a “Mother’s Milk Statement”.

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    T Smith  6 months ago

    Is “dynasty” synonymous with “cheating operation?”

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    egadi'mnotclad  6 months ago

    Sir Badger, you must not read the science news. There is no reason to believe our home planet alone has intelligent life. Humans cannot even count the stars and planets and moons, and perhaps other possibilities our limited data cannot yet fathom. Or, perhaps they are here, already, controlling our world and orchestrating our destruction while posing as government officials. At least science is not convinced.

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    Jason Allen  6 months ago

    Seeing as how part of that “dynasty” included Deflategate, I say good riddance.

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    Vet Premium Member 6 months ago

    So did Dallas…just a few minutes ago.

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    stsmy  6 months ago

    Talkin about the football team……

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    Vandy  6 months ago

    This provides a pretty good idea of how quickly he gets these done.

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    washatkc Premium Member 6 months ago

    But what a run you all had.

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