landlord says any firearm discharge or use of a knife/blade to cut/stab/etc immediate ban/evict. thank god i kept the bojitsu staff, the baseball bat, chimney brick, phillips screwdriver, and quart jug of pure sulphuric acid. thinking about buying a “pistol” mini-crossbow. democrats are so naive.
The ‘Jingles’ comment is bizarre. Not the rubbish about all of the ‘weapons’ they own but that the landlord needs to articulate that you are not allowed to discharge a firearm or cut/stab either (presumably it includes furnishings but not meals). I doubt that I have ever leased a property that would allow either and allow me to remain as a lessee.
I went to a picnic and most people my age are Republican. I just keep my mouth shut as I am outnumbered. But hunting with an AR-15 is a good thing, I’m told. How bad a hunter are you? What’s next – RPGs for deer!!
In some countries this comic might be a laugh at the seeming absurdity of it. In this country it is becoming a way of living – depending on which end of the gun one is facing.
Sooooo, love thy neighbor is out of the question? I think not. I miss the days when people wanted to prove how good they are. Now people need to prove how “bad” they are.
This strip almost made me cry, it was so accurate. And “Jingles” commented that he thanked God that he kept other dangerous items since his landlord banned guns & knives. Meanwhile, God said to “seek peace and pursue it.”
Two peaceful individuals are stranded on an island, come together in friendship, and receive by chance a box of tools. Instead of using those tools to hunt for food, they turn on each other in a senseless play for survival. Why, could they be friends in the beginning, and not in the end. This toon points out how ignorant, not only this message is, but how most can behave when survival instincts kick in. It’s not the tool controlling this, but the user’s state of mind.
And if this was your grandfather, what would you rather he do? https://rumble.com/v2qoct5-home-intruder-jumps-out-window-head-first-after-77-year-old-home-owner-shoo.html
David_the_CAD 7 months ago
In gun we trust.
sigh.
Bilan 7 months ago
Apparently the survival kit is the way to get Soylent Green.
braindead Premium Member 7 months ago
Absolute proof that more guns make us safer.
Jingles 7 months ago
landlord says any firearm discharge or use of a knife/blade to cut/stab/etc immediate ban/evict. thank god i kept the bojitsu staff, the baseball bat, chimney brick, phillips screwdriver, and quart jug of pure sulphuric acid. thinking about buying a “pistol” mini-crossbow. democrats are so naive.
lalapalooza Premium Member 7 months ago
is wiley american?
keenanthelibrarian 7 months ago
How cynical; cruel, but fair.
PoodleGroomer 7 months ago
There are MREs in with the ammo; Meals Rejected by Eritreans.
Scorpio Premium Member 7 months ago
Pretty much sums it up. We won’t help with food or medical costs, but dang-nab-it, we will protect that gun “ah-hyuck!”
A Common 'tator 7 months ago
I’m a little confused… Are all the above comments cynical, ironic or true?
CPJeeBee 7 months ago
Pretty hard to kill multiple children in a few seconds with a baseball bat at a distance.
Cpeckbourlioux 7 months ago
Too real, too real.
Tigers in 2017,2019,2020 Premium Member 6 months ago
The ‘Jingles’ comment is bizarre. Not the rubbish about all of the ‘weapons’ they own but that the landlord needs to articulate that you are not allowed to discharge a firearm or cut/stab either (presumably it includes furnishings but not meals). I doubt that I have ever leased a property that would allow either and allow me to remain as a lessee.
William Bednar Premium Member 6 months ago
Yep. The perfect American present; no matter the occasion.
nosirrom 6 months ago
As a spokesman for the Guns Over People party, I approve this message. /s
jbmlaw01 6 months ago
Only in Chicago or sanctuary cities.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 6 months ago
I went to a picnic and most people my age are Republican. I just keep my mouth shut as I am outnumbered. But hunting with an AR-15 is a good thing, I’m told. How bad a hunter are you? What’s next – RPGs for deer!!
cmerb 6 months ago
Are those A R 15 ’s I wonder ?
[Traveler] 6 months ago
It’s the American way
bobpeters61 6 months ago
Why don’t pro-Putin Republicans trade in their AR-15s for AK-47s?
jpgrego 6 months ago
Oh Jingles, you don’t understand the concept of irony, do you?
kate 6 months ago
“American”…Is it a members only club?
Guayo1 6 months ago
Why are people against abortion? Cause is more fun to kill them when they are grown up.
MS72 6 months ago
I thought it was going to be cash.
sandpiper 6 months ago
In some countries this comic might be a laugh at the seeming absurdity of it. In this country it is becoming a way of living – depending on which end of the gun one is facing.
sandpiper 6 months ago
On this day, prayers for the fallen, the injured, their caretakers, their families, and thanks for their dedication to the oath they swore to uphold.
happyinvenice23 6 months ago
Morning Wiley, you forgot to put tattoo’s all over their dumb as-.
Redd Panda 6 months ago
C’mon guys …. Feed That Troll .. it’s what he lives for.
Masterskrain Premium Member 6 months ago
Remember folks, THIS is the weekend we remember the ORIGINAL AND REAL MEMBERS OF ANTIFA…The U.S. Military.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 6 months ago
Sooooo, love thy neighbor is out of the question? I think not. I miss the days when people wanted to prove how good they are. Now people need to prove how “bad” they are.
jdalco 6 months ago
Must be Europeans, Americans would be hunting for food.
ladykat 6 months ago
Typical.
Diat60 6 months ago
Would your landlord also object to my rolling pin?
NickelAlloy 6 months ago
I only see 5 guns total- is that going to be enough?
Drbarb71 Premium Member 6 months ago
Sigh…
mareilb 6 months ago
This strip almost made me cry, it was so accurate. And “Jingles” commented that he thanked God that he kept other dangerous items since his landlord banned guns & knives. Meanwhile, God said to “seek peace and pursue it.”
mindjob 6 months ago
After they take away the guns, they will switch to grenade launchers. Or clubs
DarkHorseSki 6 months ago
Looks like a great kit!
Free or Not? Premium Member 6 months ago
These must be the Biden Guns he is giving to prolong the war in the Ukraine. Endless war…the hallmark of the democrat party.
zenyattafan 6 months ago
Ain’t it the truth.
Mr.doom 6 months ago
I already have my survival kit, food, and water. What I need is a gun to protect myself from the roaming predators who would kill me to get it.
SamReeves Premium Member 6 months ago
Lacking logic, showing bias, thinking with emotion. Pitiful.
Redd Panda 6 months ago
Resident TROLL frea ur nutz must be a Commie … if he loves the reds so much, he should go join his russki pals.
willie_mctell 6 months ago
Nation building through evolution.
thedogesl Premium Member 6 months ago
They left out the bootstraps.
b.john71 6 months ago
how much did Claus and Soros contibute to have you post this
KevinCarson 6 months ago
I figured it would be boostraps
IndyW 6 months ago
Two peaceful individuals are stranded on an island, come together in friendship, and receive by chance a box of tools. Instead of using those tools to hunt for food, they turn on each other in a senseless play for survival. Why, could they be friends in the beginning, and not in the end. This toon points out how ignorant, not only this message is, but how most can behave when survival instincts kick in. It’s not the tool controlling this, but the user’s state of mind.
bakana 6 months ago
Sad but True.
The NRA negotiated Congress a really Good Deal on those kits.
The NRA: Proudly Supporting Domestic Terrorism Since 1976.
eddi-TBH 6 months ago
Works to keep banana republics in line as well.
einarbt 6 months ago
I thought this type of survival kit was normally just called “aid” as in aid programs to developing nations.
chaosed2 6 months ago
transfer of blame, it’s all they have.
Anters55 6 months ago
And if this was your grandfather, what would you rather he do? https://rumble.com/v2qoct5-home-intruder-jumps-out-window-head-first-after-77-year-old-home-owner-shoo.html
MaggieK9 6 months ago
Crikey you Americans are strange cattle.
198.23.5.11 6 months ago
That isn’t a gun. THIS is a gun.