Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 21, 2023

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    YourFriendlyNeighborhoodAmoeba  over 1 year ago

    Categorical denial. Felines in the sand.

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    sirbadger  over 1 year ago

    Would somebody with pet tuna open a can of cat?

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    Don’t do it! If you give in to their terms, they’ll just hold the couch hostage every night.

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    WickWire64  over 1 year ago

    A can of compressed air is your passport to cat free comfort

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    Alabama Al  over 1 year ago

    Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute!

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    The Karmic Cheese Wheel   over 1 year ago

    More like boarders crisis (says the person with dogs and cats at home).

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    profbob  over 1 year ago

    These are cats, they will only move if she gets up, goes to kitchen and opens the can of tuna. He is already up so no movement by the cats, no matter what he does.

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    Walter Kocker Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Just run the can opener . . . and stand back!

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    jvo  over 1 year ago

    My cats move to the rustle of plastic, not all plastic mind you, just the bag that contains cat treats.

    How can they tell?

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    lalapalooza Premium Member over 1 year ago

    really surprised that one of those cats did not have one of its hind legs raised with a very important question!

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    in.amongst  over 1 year ago

    oh, i thought this was a boarder crisis. My bad.

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    Isenthor1978  over 1 year ago

    I was informed that dogs have owners and that cats have staff. Then I got a cat that didn’t get the memo and was as affectionate as a dog. He came when called. He loved people.

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    jonescientific  over 1 year ago

    There’s always the cucumber trick. Cats are terrified of cucumbers and cucumbers are normally very quiet.

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    sunkatt2  over 1 year ago

    What’s better than Wiley bears? Wiley cats.

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    ewaldoh  over 1 year ago

    Deja vu again.

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    dflak  over 1 year ago

    Let me introduce you to Mr. Squirtbottle. That was an effective deterrent for any cat that ever lived with us. One day one of them was misbehaving as I was watering the lawn. I threatened him with “The Mother of All Squirt Bottles.”

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    rickseg  over 1 year ago

    Laser pointer spots moving around on the walls will get them moving to anywhere you want.

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    goboboyd  over 1 year ago

    Thus, the Man Cave. Even if it is a space under the basement stairs. (The rest of the house is hers.)

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    boydjb47  over 1 year ago

    Don’t even bring up the southern border.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Can you avert this border crisis if you just pretend that it doesn’t exist?

    Can you blame someone for all the problems you have with these cats?

    Or could you take some responsibility and actually do something?

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    Normally you wouldn’t see 5 cats together, each has their own territory

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    He has a newspaper. Applied correctly, that should solve the problem. Or cause a worse one.

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Or throw down some noms.

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    Masterskrain  over 1 year ago

    Remember, Dogs have owners, Cats have Staff Members!

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    Spacetech  over 1 year ago

    Who married the cat lady?

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    Ancient Wise Guy  over 1 year ago

    I love cats, especially with lemon butter and capers.

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    timbob2313 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Our new dog(a now 3 1/2 month old rat terrier puppy-quickest dog I have ever had)always responds to the crinkling of a bag, because to her that means someone is getting her a doggy treat. Even if I am opening a bag of chips, she pesters me until I give her a treat. It worked, now every time I open a bag of chips, I pick up a doggie treat for her. She started training her humans early.

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    Surrender the oldest piece of furniture in the house to t he cats—-and you’ll still have plenty of choices.

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    This works as satire. If we can improve the conditions in other countries, which is admittedly not always easy, there is less incentive for people to flee to the U.S.A. The sanctuary process is designed to minimize the torment for those cases where we cannot make such improvements. However, the process is open to abuse by both political factions. Nevertheless, closing the barn door is not a reasonable response when the barn is on fire.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You’ve probably heard that you should always have at least one more litter box than cats. Same principle applies to chairs.

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    willie_mctell  over 1 year ago

    I’ve moved cats successfully before. They often called me names not appropriate for a family oriented comics web site but I got to sit down.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 1 year ago

    They’re ready to go over the top …

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    LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Wasn’t that a door from the bathroom, with him carrying a newspaper, in a recent cartoon?

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