Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 15, 2022

Those Mar a Lago guest accommodations are pretty small

There’s a reason why certain lawyers are referring to MAGA as “Making Attorneys Get Attorneys”. And considering how an innocent former president would have legal teams competing to make their names and law firms famous by defending them, it says a lot for the client when seeing which lawyers are actually taking on the duties.

Hey, it’s no problem for the guy barking orders; he’s got his bags packed and his passport ready.

Just sign the affidavit that all documents have been turned over. I’ll stand behind you.

Take it slow, Bob. There’s more stuff ahead.

It’s times like these that lawyers forget about Attorney-Client privileges.

Evil lawyers were among the first Super-Villains, beginning with Lucifer, I suppose.

A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest – Simon and Garfunkel in The Boxer.

Well, the message that got threw included the word “No”.

Yes, we know who his client is.

My son said he wanted to be a lawyer. I suggested he instead become a pimp because his peers would have higher ethical standards and he’d be more beneficial to society.

Reminds me of Michael Jackson’s personal physician. And as long as Michael was alive, the physician was virtually untouchable.

Putting the lawyer in a doghouse is very demeaning & VERY unfair…to the DOGS!

Gomer Pyle?

Will somebody just call i n Trump’s millions of unpaid bank loans?

An ode to Lindsay Graham—I’m submitting a bill that orders him to keep quiet for the next several decades

ENOUH OF THIS ANTI-WOMAN JUNK

I’M TIRED OF ALL THE MAYHEM

IF PRINCE CHARLES CAN WAIT SILENTLY FOR 70 YEARS

THEN BY GOLLY<SO CAN GRAHAM

Somebody is in the Doghouse… Looks like Trump’s new attack dawg after dumping dunk Guilliani

Is it only me or does Bob look like Nixon and is that intentional?

Make Attorneys Get Attorneys

“No problem, I’ll pardon you when I’m declared Emperor for Life and elevated to godhood.”

GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!!!

The FBI is on the way!!

Trump was the first president drawn on Doonesbury, and now he’s not being drawn on Non Sequitur.

So, what are you planning to do after you get disbarred, Bob?

He forgot who he is working for.

You can always write a book in prison. :)

The late Victoria BC lawyer Doug Christie was pretty controversial. Claiming to be just an advocate of free speech, he made a career of defending antisemites, neo-Nazis, Holocaust deniers, and other assorted no-goodniks. His office was in a parking lot in downtown Victoria, the kiosk formerly occupied by the parking-lot attendant. It wasn’t much bigger than the “office” shown here.