Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 09, 2022

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    Leroy  4 months ago

    So…White sidewalls came from a schmear??

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    rmremail  4 months ago

    “You see, I was baking bread, but the loaf fell into the fire, so I had to use my spear to take it out”

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    Enter.Name.Here  4 months ago

    “The inspiration, the moment in time when Grog decided to give up on perfecting the wheel and instead invented the deli.

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    Concretionist  4 months ago

    Bagels are basically just simple shaped soft pretzels that get boiled before being baked. That boiling step is key twice: Not only does it cause the awesome bagel texture, it makes the seeds stick better during the bake.

    PITA to make at home because of that two-stage cooking. And the very stiff dough. Delicious though!

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    Plain bagels? Big deal. Give me a holler when you invent cream cheese.

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    franki_g  4 months ago

    Wheel-y great idea!

    oops, I thought this was Pastis’ page ;)

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    sandpiper  4 months ago

    So far the chiseler has invented the stair-climber, a raised flower bed, and 2 types of flower border. Wonder what would have been next.

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    PraiseofFolly  4 months ago

    Slywun thought quickly how to charge the same for less product, and was the first to ingeniously imagine ‘shrinkflation’: “Behold! The Cheerio!”

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    keenanthelibrarian  4 months ago

    The early stone-masons’ workshop, obviously. And mum just found out how to grind flour to make bread, using yet another major piece of stone. Hooray!!

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    [Traveler]  4 months ago

    Eureka, we can use the bagel for wheels

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    kendonna  4 months ago

    So…which came first = the bagel or the wheel? Interesting ponderance…

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    LawrenceS  4 months ago

    Later, after working out the flaws, it will evolve into a doughnut.

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    walstib  4 months ago

    Bagels are everywhere, but when we moved to MN from Chicago we really missed bialys.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Ah, this explains the Einstein Brothers.

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    Redd Panda  4 months ago

    Step #1 , the bagel! Now on to #2 , the cream cheese!

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    PoodleGroomer  4 months ago

    Bagels: Donuts rolled in cement.

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    Dani Rice  4 months ago

    When you eat them near the harbor, they are bagels. When over the ocean, they are sea-gulls. (say it out loud.)

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    asaint  4 months ago

    Now if he would just hurry up and invent the glazed (honey-dipped) donut…!

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    Steverino Premium Member 4 months ago

    Major Question: If Everything bagels have ALL the toppings, why aren’t plain bagels called NOTHING bagels?

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    Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago

    Funny, he doesn’t look Drewish.

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    Calvins Brother  4 months ago

    That stone he’s working on now is for when they go 4-wheeling.

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    goblue86  4 months ago

    Growing up in Grand Rapids, MI. Mom was from NY and our only access to bagels was lenderers in the refrigerated section. Just to give you an idea just how un-sophisticated they were in GR, my dad has a small heart attack, and in the hospital they ask “What did you have for breakfast?”. Dad tells them half a bagel with cream cheese only to be asked “What’s a bagel?”

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    mindjob  4 months ago

    Proof that the Jews invented the wheel

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    unfair.de  4 months ago

    Next he came to a cave with a Dog breeder a bit hard of hearing. Now we have the beagle.

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    paranormal  4 months ago

    How did the people living in the BC period know what year it was?

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    websterphreaky  4 months ago

    Willey MUST BE running out of “INSPIRATIONS” !!! Stupid not Comic.

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    The epiphany actually occurred when it rolled off the breakfast table. :)

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    198.23.5.11  4 months ago

    Okay,now who invented the Poppy Seed?

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    jvscanlan Premium Member 4 months ago

    The inspiration was really dropping the bagel and watching it roll under the couch

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member 4 months ago

    I’m sure those projects were tire-ing.

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member 4 months ago

    Soon enough one of them will be rolling in the dough!

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    Teddy bear Premium Member 4 months ago

    I often wondered how it has got its name, now I know

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