Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 06, 2022

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    marilynnbyerly  about 2 months ago

    The good news is no one will be able to stop him when the market falls 1000 points and so does he.

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    Superfrog  about 2 months ago

    Closed mind.

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    Alabama Al  about 2 months ago

    I assume there is an alternate entrance/exit, else it’s not that great an idea.

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    eastern.woods.metal  about 2 months ago

    I know a few executives that had to close the door to deal with migraines. I think I probably caused a few.

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    SeanD is hot Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I worked in a small factory a while ago, I somehow got “promoted” to a desk. My butt doesn’t fit in a chair for hours and that phone sucked…took my old job back. I loved my job!

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 2 months ago

    “Sir, sorry to disturb you. I just thought I’d let you know that the building is on fire.

    Help move the desk? Sorry, gotta go."

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    fred.grenouille  about 2 months ago

    The look of angelic serenity on his face… Maybe he’s discovered a secret of life that you can only know when you have a very big desk…

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    PraiseofFolly  about 2 months ago

    That’s why the workers chose Slim Jim as their Union Rep. But Jim doesn’t as yet know about the trap door in front of the desk!

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    Isenthor1978  about 2 months ago

    Behind every big desk is a big ego. CEOs don’t do a lot and sometimes they get paid even when they cost their company millions in losses (like when Ford got rid of the Taurus). My desk is a working model that can be raised when I want to stand. A very nice option. It’s nice to have bosses that want to spend money on their employees. It’s even nicer when our union contract got us bumped up in pay and bonuses.

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 2 months ago

    And how does he get out of his office?? Ah ha! A way in!!

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    dcmotrl Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Not an office but a cell

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    Doug K  about 2 months ago

    The door is open but the way is narrow.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Looks like he moved his desk a bit before announcing the cutbacks.

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    Say What?  about 2 months ago

    Open door, closed perspective.

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    monya_43  about 2 months ago

    It’s not a caveat for the boss, however. He seems quite pleased about it.

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    TampaFanatic1  about 2 months ago

    Reminds me of how the DNC treat progressives who try to run for office!

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    sandpiper  about 2 months ago

    Unplugged phone to cutoff contact. Unplugged lamp to avoid throwing light on a subject. Blank paintings to match one’s intellect. Large window for eventual use in acknowledging that one is a useless numpf.

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    coop2003 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    when is a door not a door?

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    Lenavid  about 2 months ago

    Because rich people are evil.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    There is an escape door under his desk!

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    KEA  about 2 months ago

    The factory I worked at one summer during college had a very similar setup for the suggestion box.

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    mistercatworks  about 2 months ago

    The open trapdoor in front of the desk is usually more practical.

    There is an hilarious “Mitchell and Webb” TV skit where a contractor explains to the supervillain why he had to install hazard-area tape and an alarm hooter along with the trapdoor in the board room.

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    karinmarie808  about 2 months ago

    Perhaps the caveat is that the door is only open a crack…which makes it difficult to see the whole picture?

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Crooked Corporate Conehead CEO

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  about 2 months ago

    Only the SNAKES can get in.

    (Well, maybe a few rats and cats…)

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    thedogesl Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Enough room to lob in a tear gas grenade though. Just saying.

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    mindjob  about 2 months ago

    A suicide prevention device

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    sperry532  about 2 months ago

    Had a boss like that. He had an open door policy… but only if you could get it open. He came into his office and locked his his door every… bloody… day.

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    Bilan  about 2 months ago

    The downside to that open door policy is that they can only give him pancakes for lunch.

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    boltjenkins1  about 2 months ago

    An open door what?

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    duckdodgers Premium Member about 2 months ago

    The desk is shoved against the door so it can’t open to let someone in.

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    IMPaul  about 2 months ago

    That’s a brobdingnagian desk.

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    carolearon  about 2 months ago

    I didn’t see the guy trying to get in the door at first. Now I get it.

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    Display  about 2 months ago

    Worked in an office where the boss had a picture window installed to look out over the workers from behind the glass.

    After a few weeks a woman asked him how he could stand everyone looking at him like he was some sort of a goldfish. The next day a set of drapes were installed. They were never opened.

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