Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 27, 2022

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    Sanspareil  4 months ago

    Being bowled over is sometimes not pleasant!

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    cessna172  4 months ago

    that hollow, vacant stare is that of a killer!

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    Looking for a strike.

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    Enter.Name.Here  4 months ago

    Pin #1 to Pin #2 “This should be right up your alley.”

    Pin #2 to Pin #1 “Get your mind out of the gutter.”

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    keenanthelibrarian  4 months ago

    I’d think they’d have a LOT to talk about … since they only see each other for an instant.

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    feverjr  4 months ago

    “Let’s split”

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    lalapalooza  4 months ago

    a bowling ball walks into a bar…

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    hariseldon59  4 months ago

    What a couple of pinheads.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    Sometimes it’s important to recognize reality.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    Even if that customer entering the establishment identifies as a bowling pin, it’s still a bowling ball.

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    C  4 months ago

    Bowled over

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    Olddog04  4 months ago

    He’s going to bowl them over.

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    Baba27  4 months ago

    Could be a bouncer looking for work …

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  4 months ago

    That ball is on a roll.

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    franki_g  4 months ago

    Probably just looking for a good time, wants to have a ball but they’re out of his league – he’s likely to pin them against the bar.

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    cdnalor  4 months ago

    It’s because he’s black, isn’t it? For shame!

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    Somebody’s gonna have a ball tonight.

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    He sure has balls to be coming into this place. Well, almost.

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    LKrueger41  4 months ago

    Sometimes you look at individuals. Sometimes it really does make sense to pay attention to your prejudices.

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    bbenoit  4 months ago

    Why do bowling pins need glasses? All they do is stand there and wait to get struck.

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 4 months ago

    Just becauze a guy was crafted for a particular purpose doesn’t mean he likes doing it.

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    HOTLOTUS1  4 months ago

    bar talk. pins are setting them up. and knocking them down as they say

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    Imagine  4 months ago

    Careful. You don’t want to get knocked up by that guy.

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    garcoa  4 months ago

    Come on, just buy him a drink and everything will work out fine.

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    Znox11  4 months ago

    He’s being framed.

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    Lenavid  4 months ago

    But you don’t. That’s why you classify people according to group identity.

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    txmystic  4 months ago

    The ball could say the same thing about you rednecks…

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    This guy has GBH (Grievous Bodily Harm) written all over him.

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    ve6rgp  4 months ago

    There’s nothing wrong with profiling. It’s simply applying the knowledge gained from previous experience to the present situation.

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    Steverino Premium Member 4 months ago

    It’s so quiet in there, you could hear a pin drop.

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    basspro  4 months ago

    Forget the pro-filing he should stay clear of the PRO-BOWLING.

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    tygrkhat40  4 months ago

    “Set up, like a bowling pin, knocked down, it gets to wearing thin…”

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    Holden Awn  4 months ago

    Did you hear the one about the two bowling pins out looking to get balled?…

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    RobinHood  4 months ago

    Split, he can’t get both of us

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    Holden Awn  4 months ago

    If witnesses say a 4 or 5 foot one legged Asian woman with pink and blue hair committed the robbery, what would be the point of not saying so in the APB? Why round up everyone for a police lineup?

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    Calvins Brother  4 months ago

    According to the sign on the door, this is going to be an open frame.

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    How did the ball get there without legs?

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    KEA  4 months ago

    sometimes the signs are so obvious, one just can’t ignore them

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    SIERAGATOR  4 months ago

    How many drinks before they wind up in the gutter?

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    gcarlson  4 months ago

    Usually it’s my bowling ball that steers clear of pins.

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    If you think a 7-10 split is hard, try getting the two at a bar corner.

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    6turtle9  4 months ago

    Oh spare me!

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 4 months ago

    1. Do bowling chickens observe the fowl line?

    2. Is the post-season bowling championship game called the Bowl Bowl?

    3. Is the alley pub called the 11th Pin?

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member 4 months ago

    Yes, he is definitely going to try and hit on you.

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    Isenthor1978  4 months ago

    Bowling is a black man’s sport. You have a black ball knocking down white pins with red necks. -a politically incorrect comedian (I can’t remember who).

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    bakana  4 months ago

    Uh, Oh. Looks like someone is about to start a Knock Down.

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