Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 12, 2022

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 1 year ago

    Sounds like a hacker after your banking info

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    Concretionist  over 1 year ago

    I’m with the bartender…

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    Superfrog  over 1 year ago

    You’re going to need prime.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 1 year ago

    I KNEW Musk and Bezos were up to something.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  over 1 year ago

    All right you pixies, that’s it, get out of here (with apologies to Sheldon Leonard)

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    in.amongst  over 1 year ago

    Welcome to “terms and conditions/privacy” rabbit-holes 2.0. Though, I’d personally vote the FB rabbit hole to be the toughest, well neigh impossible, to navigate.

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    Bill The Nuke  over 1 year ago

    It’s called the cloud because when the server crashes all your data goes up like vapor.

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    nosirrom  over 1 year ago

    How many people think their data is safe in the cloud?

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    fredvej  over 1 year ago

    CLOUD – Customer Loses Own Use of Data

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    dflak  over 1 year ago

    I tried to send a Target gift card to a friend. I could not do it with my credit card unless I opened a Target account. Well, I guess Target doesn’t want my online business.

    I try to maintain as small a footprint on the internet as possible. The more accounts you have, the more likely you are to be hacked or targeted (pun NOT intended) for phishing.

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    Lots of us don’t need and wouldn’t fall for this gimmick so there should be plenty of room up there for anyone who wants it.

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    Upton O'Goode  over 1 year ago

    Where’s mom?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Sometimes your Guardian Angle hits you instead of the enemy just to teach you a lesson.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Makes about as much sense as anything.

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    uniquename  over 1 year ago

    All you have to do is choose the space flight and pay the $55 million.

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    artmer  over 1 year ago

    Its in a cloud because its closer to alphabet heaven.

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    thelordthygod666  over 1 year ago

    There are sites/programs I don’t have – nor have I stored anything in a cloud – because I said no to onerous T&C. And yet life is still good.

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    JenSolo02  over 1 year ago

    Aha… the long con!

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    Digital Frog  over 1 year ago

    Cloud = Someone else’s server.

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    I see cemetery’s in space as a new business for those with money and no heirs

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You know it’s messing with you, right?

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    1JennyJenkins  over 1 year ago

    I know people who thought it is an real cloud…it’s not a laughing matter trying to teach people about servers, and they reply that “those things are heavy and take up space, and I was thinking that I was being ecologically minded when I opted for the cloud”….

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    schaefer jim  over 1 year ago

    You are several drinks too late!

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    Flatworm  over 1 year ago

    It all goes ’round and ’round. “The Cloud” seems more like the old server-client architecture we used back in the old DEC Vax/IBM AS400/Unix days.

    Are VT-100s on their way back?

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    MacII  over 1 year ago

    Whenever I hear “the cloud” I mentally replace it with the term “someone else’s computer” eg is it a good idea to store my private data “in the cloud” → is it a good idea to store my private data “on someone else’s computer”.

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    megerkey  over 1 year ago

    What, I’m just watching how crazy he is getting. Why would you cut me off?

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Clouds in space are known by their Latin name — nebulae — and are very very big, very very far away, and very very uncaring about your data.

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    Chris Sherlock  over 1 year ago

    Outlook cloudy.

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    willie_mctell  over 1 year ago

    I curse the day that someone decided that a cloud should represent a remote node on a network on network diagrams.

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 1 year ago

    The " cloud " is sponsored by NSA. They review ALL your data

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    nottaTrueBeliever  over 1 year ago

    Losing data is not your largest concern. Your largest concern is that you are trusting them (and every employee that can gain access to it) not to share, sell, or use it as they see fit.

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    His Alexa has been hacked by the Mad Clowns Brigade.

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    Mediatech  over 1 year ago

    I’ve looked at clouds from both sides now. From up and down, and still somehow, it’s cloud illusions I recall…

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 1 year ago

    As usual, the bartender knows what’s right and proper …

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    dcmotrl Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If Alexa actually replies or performs the action programmed it has to be a comic.

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