Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 26, 2022

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    stevesilver48  5 months ago

    Gotta be in Upstate NY’s 23rd Congressional District.

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    wallylm  5 months ago

    Get the impression he didn’t make it past the first leg, the swim which if you don’t just drown from being a poor swimmer, you may do so anyways by getting kicked in the head by the person ahead of you

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    parforden  5 months ago

    Today I’m going to put the gone in gonzo!

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    He had a boat named “Bucket List”. Didn’t wear a swim vest. Couldn’t swim. And had just dumped a chum bucket to attract sharks. Just wasn’t his day.

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    Enter.Name.Here  5 months ago

    He would not give up. Tried to put the “TRY” in Triathlon. Instead found the “DIE” in “Diehard”.

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    keenanthelibrarian  5 months ago

    Oh, hang on, now I see what the problem is …

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    Jeff0811  5 months ago

    My cigar box/urn/tombstone (haven’t decided yet) will say “That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.”

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    Znox11  5 months ago

    I am a world class Don’t try athlete. My best event is online commenting.

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    rickseg  5 months ago

    Aaaand another “hold my beer” moment.

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    del_grande Premium Member 5 months ago

    Maybe nobody explained to him that not all triathlons are Ironman, or even Olympic (1500m swim, 40k bike, 10k run), distances? (A “sprint” triathlon is half of those distances.)

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 5 months ago

    As I suspected. Exercise is bad for you. It wears out your heart. I tried to convince them of that in Boot camp. They didn’t listen.

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    monya_43  5 months ago

    Eat right and exercise. You die anyway with a healthy well toned body. Nobody gets out of here alive. ;-)

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    mindjob  5 months ago

    I once held a don’ttriathlon. Nobody showed up.

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    mistercatworks  5 months ago

    Extreme sports are a Darwinian evolution to weed out the overly optimistic.

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    willie_mctell  5 months ago

    Bucket’s got a hole in it. Apologies to Buddy Bolden.

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    txmystic  5 months ago

    I’m constantly training for the no-athalon…

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    Calvins Brother  5 months ago

    Sit-in’s are highly competitive.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 5 months ago

    I’ve heard that 60 minutes of exercise a day when you’re 35 can extend your overall lifespan by as much as a full hour. Which means you’re trading in an hour when you’re young, healthy, vigorous, and ambitious for one when you’re old, feeble, achy, forgetful, and useless.

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    198.23.5.11  5 months ago

    Here lies Pedro at last

    He drew his gun once too often

    Now he lies here in his coffin

    Cuz he drew,but he didn’t draw fast.

    THE ADVENTURES OF SUPERMAN—“The Bully Of Dry Gulch”

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    The Brooklyn Accent  5 months ago

    My son used to say of his friends, “We put the ‘fun’ in dysfunctional.”

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    walstib  5 months ago

    Jerry Seinfeld: “I made a bucket list, then I turned the b to an f, and I was done with it.”

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    Bilan  5 months ago

    He put the “try” in triathlon and ended up needing a triple bypass.

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    GiantShetlandPony  5 months ago

    What’s the point of bucket lists really? To ensure you die with regrets?

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    mwksix  5 months ago

    Looks like he kicked the bucket (list)…

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    tee929  5 months ago

    They can be very “trying”

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 5 months ago

    Most heart-rending epitaph ever: “Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, I’m free at last!”

    Yes, that’s what Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. chose for his own tombstone, but it was taken from an old gospel hymn that almost always accompanied life-long slaves to their final rest.

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    Chris Sherlock  5 months ago

    Does Hyacinth have a Bucket list?

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