Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 06, 2021

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    strictures  5 months ago

    That means it’s certainly not the Jussie Smollett case.

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    stevesilver48  5 months ago

    “Just the facts”? What a novel approach.

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    sirbadger  5 months ago

    Maybe you could photo-bomb a celebrity who is also going to court.

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    GreasyOldTam  5 months ago

    “Just the facts?” I may as well just plead guilty!!

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    Enter.Name.Here  5 months ago

    “You can’t afford a media circus. And unlike most politicians you don’t have enough clowns hanging around you.”

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    Cornelius Noodleman  5 months ago

    I joined a circus to see the world…but all I saw was Elephant Poop!

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    Mi-Tasol  5 months ago

    A liar (correct pronunciation and spelling of lawyer) who is going to use facts. UN BE LIEVE ABLE

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    Isenthor1978  5 months ago

    How does a lawyer say F U to his clients? “Trust me.” How does a lawyer say F U to his wife? “Yes, dear”.

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    dot-the-I  5 months ago

    Or, possible next scene: At the (affordable) Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

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    Masterskrain  5 months ago

    “THE FACTS”???? Surely you are kidding….

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    1953Baby  5 months ago

    Ah, yes, . . .so: which set you gonna use? true facts or alternative facts????

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 5 months ago

    The more people who can weigh in the easier it is to trim the fat and get right to the movie rights.

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    e.groves  5 months ago

    But I’ll find a way to make you the victim.

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    Twocat  5 months ago

    So, Claud copped your copper clappers?

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    Redd Panda  5 months ago

    With the backup plan, ‘’you cry like a baby’’, it could work.

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    well-i-never  5 months ago

    Isn’t the media circus free and self-fulfilling?

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    Alexander the Good Enough  5 months ago

    Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: How many can you afford?

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    awcoffman  5 months ago

    Cue Joe Friday (dum-da-dum-dum)

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    hariseldon59  5 months ago

    How about a media carnival instead?

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 5 months ago

    You’ll go in with “just the facts” and the court will await you with “just the law”.

    “Your honor, this man insisted on having sex with me, but I didn’t want to. That didn’t stop him at all. He slapped me silly, then held me down and had his way with me, leaving me bruised, bleeding, and violated. He’s a cruel rapist. Please find him guilty.”

    “Sir, are those all the facts of the matter? Is that really what happened?”

    “Yeah, so what? I’m her husband.”

    “Oh. Well, then, ma’m, why weren’t you more forthcoming about that when pressing your charges? You should know that the laws against rape don’t apply to married couples. You’ve just wasted the court’s valuable time. Case dismissed.”

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    mistercatworks  5 months ago

    “Not even a little media sideshow?”

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    mwksix  5 months ago

    If they use facts they could be disbarred!

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    schaefer jim  5 months ago

    As a court official for 31 or 32 years I saw some doozy explanations to the facts in many of BS cases,

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    suñña  5 months ago

    Just plead guilty.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  5 months ago

    Ob$tacle.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  5 months ago

    Talk to Jack McCoy. He’ll get you a deal.

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    tee929  5 months ago

    Today the facts seem to fall into the “Gumby” category—stretched until almost breaking but some measure of truth (if you squint really hard)….

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    whelan_jj  5 months ago

    “It’s all show business kidThese trials, the whole world, show businessBut kid, you’re workin’ with a star, the biggest

    Give ’em the old razzle dazzleRazzle dazzle ’emGive ’em an act with lots of flash in itAnd the reaction will be passionate

    Give ’em the old hocus pocus"…

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    Mediatech  5 months ago

    Whatever happened to the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

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    EdmundBabe  5 months ago

    It’s only been tried once.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  5 months ago

    Yeah, what lawyer ever wanted to use facts?

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    eddi_tbh  5 months ago

    Time to settle out of court.

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    bakana  5 months ago

    You have to commit Crimes with a lot of Sexual Misconduct in them to get a Free Media Circus.

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