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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 14, 2021

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    LastRoseOfSummer 1 Premium Member 4 days ago

    My Fitbit does a fine job with guilt.

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    stevesilver48  4 days ago

    Oh pu-lease, Wiley!

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    eastern.woods.metal  4 days ago

    I don’t need a nagging mother. Worse than a nagging wife

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    in.amongst  4 days ago

    Next time, just look outside the window to see if it’s coming down, lad.

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    Leojim  4 days ago

    Get a second opinion, use the MyRadar app.

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    Bilan  4 days ago

    Tomorrow we’ll work on your cognitive skills.

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    GreasyOldTam  4 days ago

    Send him to the hardware store for a left handed monkey wrench. If there’s a small airport nearby, send him for a bucket of propwash.

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    Baarorso  4 days ago

    Alexa’s smarter than you, it seems.;-D

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    Qiset  3 days ago

    Need to be more specific. Raining where?

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    Doug K  3 days ago

    How often will that work?

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    Enter.Name.Here  3 days ago

    Outsmarted by what will someday be Skynet.

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    C  3 days ago

    Okay confirmed that Alexa is female.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  3 days ago

    Yesterday I was getting ready to walk the dogs and the weather program on my phone said it was going to start raining in my area in 4 minutes. And it did. I’m not used to that kind of accuracy in weather forecasts. I was comforted later when the phone said it would stop raining in 1 minute, and it kept sprinkling for 3 1/2 minutes.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 3 days ago

    I like the TV weather reports where they show your area to see what the weather is like. I guess some people are too lazy to even look out a window!

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    dot-the-I  3 days ago

    Would like to read Kate requesting a virtually asssisted resolution to an inverted, inside-out double paradoxical conundrum she certainly can formulate.

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    LawrenceS  3 days ago

    “It’s not raining, Alexa.”

    “It is in Des Moines.”

    “I wanted to know if it was raining here.”

    “Then you should have asked that. I can assure you – it’s always raining somewhere.”

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    sandpiper  3 days ago

    Sounds more like something Kate would do to Danae

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    Redd Panda  3 days ago

    And yet, he’s reading a paper?

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    ajr58(1)  3 days ago

    It’s raining, somewhere. Joe needs to be more specific.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 3 days ago

    So you lie to me to help me. Alexa, did I marry you in my youth?

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    scote1379 Premium Member 3 days ago

    Cheeky !

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    Jeffin Premium Member 3 days ago

    She took the right steps to help him.

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member 3 days ago

    Alexa even tells me if there is fog in my area. May Covid avoid you and yours my friends.

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    tee929  3 days ago

    Next Alexa will tell Joe the rural mail carrier just delivered his mail to his mail box down by road—gotta’ get them steps in Joe!

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    Steverino Premium Member 3 days ago

    The reason AI is so popular is because there’s so little of the real thing.

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    Need coffee  3 days ago

    This is how HAL-9000 got started.

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    mourdac Premium Member 3 days ago

    I’m waiting for the car which scolds your driving with your mom’s voice.

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    198.23.5.11  3 days ago

    “2001——A Living Room Odyssey”.

    And is there any way we can sic the shortstop for the St.Louis Cardinals onto theAnti-Vaxxers?

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    sml7291 Premium Member 3 days ago

    All he needs is https://www.weather.gov/forecastmaps to see what’s what.

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    gcarlson  3 days ago

    When a Code Pink is sounded at my hospitals, all employees who can are expected to stop what they’re doing and watch the nearest hallway intersection for a possible child abductor (fortunately, these are mostly just new moms crossing the nursery or birthing center boundary with their babies). One day when there were more of these than usual, I kiddingly asked Employee Health if they were snatching babies to get people away from their desks. “No – but it’s a good idea!”

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    rice69922  3 days ago

    I wonder who the voice of Alexa really is?

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    Mario500  2 days ago

    “ALEXA…IS IT GOING TO RAIN TODAY?”

    “IT’S RAINING NOW, JOE”

    (imagines different versions of these pieces of dialogue)

    ALEXA…COULD THERE BE RAIN TODAY?

    THERE IS RAIN, JOE.

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    Mario500  2 days ago

    “YOU’RE WELCOME”?

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  2 days ago

    The rain in Maine…

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