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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 15, 2021

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    Kveldulf  3 months ago

    I have hypoglycemia. I’ve come pretty close. Now I eat lots of meat and a lot fewer sweets.

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    sirbadger  3 months ago

    He could have just taken one arm instead of eating the whole animal trainer.

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    waltermatera  3 months ago

    Hey, I used to have hypoglycemia before I lapsed into Type II diabetes. I’m with the tiger!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 3 months ago

    Watch out for a loose Bengal tiger. I might have low blood sugar.

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    Worst case? Best case, if you ask me. Big cats shouldn’t be made to perform for people.

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    Sometimes you just have to follow your … stomach.

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    dadoctah  3 months ago

    I’m involved in a double-blind test of a new treatment for hypoglycemia. The test group will be given a highly-concentrated carbohydrate solution to be ingested orally in tablet form, while the control group will receive only an inert sugar pill.

    Hey, wait a second….

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    dot-the-I  3 months ago

    Both cats avoid possible heartburn by not being coaxed to jump through that hoop.

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    keenanthelibrarian  3 months ago

    Well, yeah ….

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    ….and he was such a good trainer…

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    Lawrence.S  3 months ago

    While filming movies they use ‘empty horses’ – they are a little hungry and thirsty so no ‘accidents’ are filmed. Trainer may have forgotten you need to approach live acts, with large cats, a bit differently.

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    uniquename  3 months ago

    Great, now what will the other one eat?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Well, in truth, if the trainer was starving, he’d eat the cat too.

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    Bookworm  3 months ago

    Sounds like dinner time when I was a youngster; or, as we called it, “The Call of the Wild.”

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    Jeffin Premium Member 3 months ago

    Big cat trainer really was an oxymoron.

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    Nyckname Premium Member 3 months ago

    Was it Siegfried ot Roy?

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    Yardley701  3 months ago

    Anyone that hits an animal with a whip deserves to be eaten.

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    jessie d. Premium Member 3 months ago

    Our zoo had the female lioness beat up the much larger male.He cowers before her now. Something happens when any species moves to America, don’t annoy the female or you’ll be on the lunch menu.

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    SusieB  3 months ago

    Classic case of being hangry

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    Kaputnik  3 months ago

    And the trainer was really such a sweet guy.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 3 months ago

    And thus the importance of a balanced diet…

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    sandpiper  3 months ago

    With that much sudden sugar intake, it’s a wonder the tiger isn’t using the fire ring like a hula hoop.

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    Call me Ishmael  3 months ago

    Where was his lawyer?

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    ChristineMurphy  3 months ago

    Note to self: always feed the tiger.

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    The Pro from Dover  3 months ago

    Boy, I can relate to this cat.

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    akachman Premium Member 3 months ago

    Actually, best case scenario. Animals are not here for our entertainment.

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    Linguist  3 months ago

    My wife is mildly hypoglycemic. I sometimes kid her that when she’s grouchy, she must be hungry. But it is true, that when someone’s blood sugar is low, their mood alters.

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    frankscheidt Premium Member 3 months ago

    He’s one selfish Tiger!

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    SunflowerGirl100  3 months ago

    Ancient Greek myth. A man trained his team of horses to win the chariot races by feeding them meat. Day of the race, he deliberately did not feed them thinking it would make them fierce and run faster. Instead, the team turned on him, killed him and ate him. Talk about instant karma! i’ve always liked that myth because for once you saw justice.

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    Roy of “Siegfried and Roy” was attacked onstage by tiger who was apparently confused by (prohibited) flash photography during a performance. A wild cat is always a wild cat with speed and strength that can be a deadly surprise. So, very funny: trainer dying in the ring.

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    I see the tiger ate part of the chair also. At least he got his fiber also.

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    DCBakerEsq  3 months ago

    Snickers.

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    Night-Gaunt49  3 months ago

    Well only cartoon animals can eat an adult whole clothes and all.

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    Al_Reynolds Premium Member 3 months ago

    Sometimes disarmament is difficult.

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 3 months ago

    Hold that Tiger. Hold that Tiger……

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’m more scared of a tiger than a lion.

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    willie_mctell  3 months ago

    They’re cats, OK?

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    buflogal!  3 months ago

    I think it would have been funnier if the tiger were explaining to the trainer after taking a couple bites.

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    tee929  3 months ago

    It must have been like getting really good ribs—you just cannot stop!

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  3 months ago

    It’s hard to have sympathy for some who willingly enters a cage with two of the top apex predators of the world. Just saying…..

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    Its just me  3 months ago

    Reading and laughing at a lot of these comments must mean I have a very twisted sense of humour.

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    locake  3 months ago

    You’d think Feed Tiger First would be number one on the list.

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    JenSolo02  3 months ago

    PETA approved?

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    33Angel  3 months ago

    The expression on the lion’s face is adorable!

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    lindz.coop  3 months ago

    Bummer…now you don’t have a trainer anymore.

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    James Allion  2 months ago

    Maybe that’s what happened to Sigfried and Roy?

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