Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 10, 2021

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    eolan59  over 2 years ago

    Day trading? He’ll be back in a few days asking for his job back

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    in.amongst  over 2 years ago

    iQuit??? A former jilted and pillaged Apple user(fanboy), is he?!?

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    EasternWoods  over 2 years ago

    What’s the difference between gambling and day trading? You have a better chance gambling

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    strictures  over 2 years ago

    Elon’s dumb joke on SNL Saturday night, that crypto currency is a hustle, caused the value of Dogecoin to drop 35% in value overnight!Except he was telling the truth, as crypto currency is not only a fraud with no basis in reality, but is using up massive amounts of electricity to “mine” this garbage.

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    AnotherFineMess  over 2 years ago

    Are lottery tickets going be banned too?

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    Concretionist  over 2 years ago

    Not very many people even make a good living from day trading, much less a killing. Not to mention the doctor bills for your hypertension.

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    Vilyehm  over 2 years ago

    I’d like to trade two Mondays for one Friday.

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    EasternWoods  over 2 years ago

    “I’d trade all my tomorrows for a single yesterday”

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    HidariMak1  over 2 years ago

    Having a small win (like in the $50-$100 range) is what typically causes people to arrive in Vegas in a $10,000 car, and return home in a $100,000 bus. I wonder how many people quit their job after quickly earning a year’s salary in day trading, before realizing that they only got wealthy through luck.

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    akachman Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Easy come, easy go.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Okay, I would so do that. I read a story of a guy who, on his last day of work, stole a train car. He didn’t really take the big old thing, he just skipped a number when painting serial numbers on the cars and made it look like one was missing. The Feds investigated it. I never heard if they caught on or if the case is still in someones inbox.

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    Pets twitch and run in their dreams. Humans do it when they’re supposedly wide awake and but aren’t.

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    AlijaHalilovic  over 2 years ago

    I don’t get this

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    jader3rd  over 2 years ago

    I know one person who made money as a day trader. It wasn’t enough to quit his job, but once the taxes came in, he ended up breaking even and decided to quit day trading.

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    David_the_CAD  over 2 years ago

    The best way to end up with a million dollars by day trading is to start with 2 million.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 2 years ago

    Gambling is illegal unless it is the Stock Market.

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    Diat60  over 2 years ago

    Recommending highly a new comic “Bozo”!

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    bakana  over 2 years ago

    Where I live, they have a Sprayer mounted on the back of a Truck.

    The Driver just need to be able to keep the thing going Straight down the Middle of the road.

    The Sprayer heats the paint up to Boiling as it sprays so the paint dries in just a couple minutes. It cuts way down on how much it interferes with Traffic.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago

    The departed worker certainly took the time to print very neatly.

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    locake  over 2 years ago

    What is the big paint roller for? Nothing on the road was painted with it and the wide roller will not fit in any of those paint cans. No wonder the guy quit.

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    Cactus-Pete  over 2 years ago

    The apps remain off? I don’t think he understands what an app is.

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