Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 20, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  11 months ago

    Folding the paperwork into a sailors hat, placing on head sideways. “Argh, Matey! I say we should get the Capt’ ta walk ye plank!”

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    in.amongst  11 months ago

    That still don’t answer the question – did one walk, or was pushed?

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    sirbadger  11 months ago

    Is the CEO going to make budget cuts with a sword and an eyepatch?

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    Superfrog  11 months ago

    Perhaps they’ll pool their resources.

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    CharlesJ.O'Kelly  11 months ago

    21st century reality-media seppuku.

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    Concretionist  11 months ago

    Looks more like a diving board than a trition to ME.

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    Imagine  11 months ago

    I would make sure there is a pool beneath that before going to work. Or at least a big net.

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    gbars70  11 months ago

    It’s only proper business etiquette to give one several choices…

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    keenanthelibrarian  11 months ago

    One man’s attrition is another man’s suicide, I guess.

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    drycurt  11 months ago

    What is really upsetting is that managers get bonuses for reducing costs by laying people off. They should only get bonuses for increasing business, throughput, and profits due to increased sales.

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    Denver Reader Premium Member 11 months ago

    Well Covid will make that easier

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    Yontrop  11 months ago

    This is pretty dark.

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    P51Strega  11 months ago

    Good news, you’ve been given a position on the board. Bad news, it’s the 16th floor diving board.

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    sandpiper  11 months ago

    A major IT company fired over 2500 workers via email in one day. One in ten got a severance package, the rest a token. The next month top level had a big dinner to celebrate the best quarter in company history. Asset management at its best. They were graduates of the Trump School of Personnel Decisions For Dummies

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Please, feel free to atrit some more. Maybe there will be enough money to pay the people who actually work around there.

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    Linguist  11 months ago

    “Consider that contraption in the window your springboard to a successful new career!”

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  11 months ago

    The Crimson Permanent Assurance?

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    KEA  11 months ago

    I’m tempted to quote Buzz from Hudsucker Proxy, but I’ll demur for sensitivity’s sake

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    mistercatworks  11 months ago

    When corporate raiders turn pirate

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    paranormal  11 months ago

    There goes the board!!!

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    mwksix  11 months ago

    Points added for difficulty and style!

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    JenSolo02  11 months ago

    Smacks too much of 1929…

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    Erichalfbee  11 months ago

    You first ya smug git.

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    suñña  11 months ago

    If you always wondered why it was called a “board of directors.”

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    Wanye  11 months ago

    It’s a shame that we need a pandemic to cull the herd when enlightened population control would be so much more humane.

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    bakana  11 months ago

    The size of the Corporate contribution to the Funeral costs is determined by the Judges’ score on the Diver’s Grace and difficulty of the particular dive.

    A well executed triple back flip with a Twist will get you a Casket Upgrade.

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    radisa01  11 months ago

    Walked I think

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    SukieCrandall Premium Member 11 months ago

    Largest golden parachute goes first.

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    DarlaJ  10 months ago

    They’re all going to “volunteer” to jump.

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