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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 19, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  about 1 year ago

    I plea sanity!!!!

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    sirbadger  about 1 year ago

    Did you remember to bring a magnet for the roulette wheel ball?

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    eastern.woods.metal  about 1 year ago

    The house, I mean the judge, always wins

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    eastern.woods.metal  about 1 year ago

    Wiley is showing his psychic powers again. The wolds biggest loser keeps trying

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    eastern.woods.metal  about 1 year ago

    " Have you tried 22 ? "

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    Ed A.  about 1 year ago

    Must be a Las Vegas court.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Speaking of gambling, here’s a little trivia question for you. What famous American not only couldn’t make money by being The House, he actually ended up declaring his casinos bankrupt multiple times? (Hint: He claimed to be the world’s greatest businessman.)

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    mikeyman  about 1 year ago

    Craps Everyone?

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    admiree2  about 1 year ago

    As my client Sir, I should disclose to you that I took the 7-5 that you will do 5-7.

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    Meg, Apropos of Nothing  about 1 year ago

    After all these years of using Teflon, now that they make non-stick pans where you can use metal utensils, I can’t bring myself to do it!

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    mattro65  about 1 year ago

    Unfortunately justice in this country is too intimately connected to money.

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    sandpiper  about 1 year ago

    Actually, this arc could have come up 19 days ago with the same odds. Except in that one, the pot might have paid out 4 more years of Buttercup and Ha’Pence. Still some bettors are not yet absolutely sure the odds ended up in their favor, while others hate the outcome, but the wheels have spun and the results are in. Buttercup is convinced the wheel was rigged, but the house never folds on that one. Biden is ready to pull the lever for his cabinet and his plans. Next round will be interesting.

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    Bookworm  about 1 year ago

    If you cannot make a profit running a casino, it is a fairly safe bet you won’t make one betting in a casino. Unlike tax returns, healthcare plans, claims of voter fraud or election rigging in Washington, in a casino you actually have to show your cards.

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    marilynnbyerly  about 1 year ago

    If it were a murder trial, he should be thankful she doesn’t have a Ouiji board to speak to the victim.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I have noticed the Law gets real literal when it wants to scru you.

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    Linguist  about 1 year ago

    I’ll bet ya 3 to 1 that the guy loses his case. The wheel’s crooked, the dice are loaded, and the one-armed bandit’s rigged!

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    Znox11  about 1 year ago

    You can lie on Twitter, you can lie on Facebook, you can lie on FOX, you can lie to the American people…but when you walk into court, you’d better leave your lies outside.

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    A# 466  about 1 year ago

    Remember the movie “Used Cars”? In the courtroom scene the judge had a toy guillotine on his bench.

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member about 1 year ago

    That’ll be $3 million

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member about 1 year ago

    order in the court! I’ll have a dry martini and here’ a chip for you.

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    DCBakerEsq  about 1 year ago

    Ha, ha, ha. Courtroom humor is the best. Stupid legal system.

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    w_a_huntsberger  about 1 year ago

    I don’t see any of you with POTUS on your Resume.

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    jerry  about 1 year ago

    Baby trump does not admit the election is over. That is the real problem!

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    kartis  about 1 year ago

    Litigant, n. Someone who gives up their skin in the hope of retaining their bones. (Ambrose Bierce)

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    tung cha cha cha  about 1 year ago

    Republican Senators interviewed on NPR stated trump threw under the bus those repub senators that won the vote, allowing folks to wonder did they cheat to make sure they won? To conclude if there was voting fraud, then all the republican senators must have won fraudulently.

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    DetailBear  about 1 year ago

    Nevada State Court or Atlantic City Municipal Court?

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    Bicycle Dude  about 1 year ago

    I Love It! After three decades, Rudy Giuliani makes his disastrous return to the courtroom.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  about 1 year ago

    There’s one way to get ahead gambling. I’m not sharing.

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    sufamelico  about 1 year ago

    @R.R. I know this one unfortunately I refuse to repeat a name that will live in infamy for eternities after eternities! So what did I win ? ( I take zelle )

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