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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 28, 2020

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    marilynnbyerly  6 months ago

    I doubt the horses will turn on them, and the cows don’t have carnivore teeth, but they can still do some damage.

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    cessna172  6 months ago

    on two the wranglers shout “yaw!” and skedaddle!

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    Prescott_Philosopher   6 months ago

    What about the omnivores?

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    tudza Premium Member 6 months ago

    We’re omnivores. Do the cowboys stay the same, or start to get really really hungry.

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    I Mad Am I  6 months ago

    An old cowboy went riding out one dark and windy day

    Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way

    When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed cows he saw

    A-plowing through the ragged sky and up the cloudy draw

    Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel

    Their horns were black and shiny and their hot breath he could feel

    A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky

    For he saw the riders coming hard and he heard their mournful cry…

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    sirbadger  6 months ago

    If people could get useful nutrition from grass, that would be useful during the pandemic.

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    Concretionist  6 months ago

    All us omnivores will become vorenioms?

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    Arbitrary  6 months ago

    And they died out quickly because their teeth and digestive systems weren’t equipped to handle that sudden change.

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    PICTO  6 months ago

    MacDonalds will have to start selling two patties with a bun between them…

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    keenanthelibrarian  6 months ago

    Seems only reasonable, to me.

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    in.amongst  6 months ago

    He has not started the count yet, has He!?!

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    Kind&Kinder  6 months ago

    He’s always been a practical Joker!

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    jessie d. Premium Member 6 months ago

    Tis the Almighty’s sense of humor wherein the least shall be the most once in a while. Gad, you gotta have a funny bone if you made man in your image.

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    Dobby53 Premium Member 6 months ago

    I’m good. I’m a coffeenivore (whatever).

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    William Taylor Premium Member 6 months ago

    This is supposed to be funny?

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    Mankind often wonders aloud whether God might have made a mistake or two. Wonder if Buttercup’s father ever had that feeling?

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    Scorpio Premium Member 6 months ago

    We’re omnivores anyway, so no change there.

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    rmercer Premium Member 6 months ago

    A thousand years later…. “ONE”…

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    mikeyman  6 months ago

    I’m eating vegan now.

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    mikeyman  6 months ago

    They’re delicious.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 6 months ago

    I like a deity with a sense of humor. An ironic deity? Not so much. On a related thought, I wonder if God speaks with a southern drawl sometimes.

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    david_42  6 months ago

    And since there is ten times as many new carnivores as herbivores, the herbivores are wiped out and the carnivores eat each other. This explains the great extinctions, without resorting to silly ideas like rocks falling from the sky!

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    admiree2  6 months ago

    This would answer the theological question that has always plagued (pun intended) man:

    If there is a God, what would s/he do if quarantined and got bored?

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    yimhere  6 months ago

    ….and all the smarty pants will become silly dummies!

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    timinwsac Premium Member 6 months ago

    Does that mean that Wileys bears are going vegan?

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    robcarroll1213  6 months ago

    That’s a bunch of bull.

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    lewis.winders  6 months ago

    Perhaps this is how it all started: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-10-28/cow-eating-snake-photos-outback-australia/12822382

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    KEA  6 months ago

    what is this… a quentin tarantino flic?

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    tjlincourt  6 months ago

    Buffalo will come back! But they’ll be seeking revenge. Only Ted Turner will get a pass.

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    P51Strega  6 months ago

    Well, (s)he didn’t say anything about reversing domestication, so now it’s a bunch giant cats and dogs. Humans seem to do quite well with carnivorous pets.

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    DCBakerEsq  6 months ago

    Finally, comeuppance.

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    marilynnbyerly  6 months ago

    Chuck (God) from SUPERNATURAL is up to no good again.

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    danketaz Premium Member 6 months ago

    Meanwhile, the vegetables would like to talk to the hand.

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    Thinkingblade  6 months ago

    Not to get religious – but it is ironic that the comic uses “God” as the source of the change since it is the Bible that says, “God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.” That sort of turns this into a “PSYCHE!” Situation of epic proportions.

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    SFpagan  6 months ago

    forget it he’s sending an asteroid to take us down before the election :p

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    Babs Maloney Premium Member 6 months ago

    Now it begins …

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    Night-Gaunt49  6 months ago

    In the Bible supposedly before the Fall all animals ate plants. After the Fall all things became as we know them. And after the mass slaughter of JHVH’s wrath are killed then the old Earth and Heaven will be swept away and replaced. And I suppose all animals will eat plants again, both lion and goat will eat the same food.

    Though before that the order to work with humanity will be rescinded so that every animal will be hostile to humanity and attack.

    Won’t that be fun?

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    la_momcat  6 months ago

    Wiley cows? i love it!

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    genghis.shaman  6 months ago

    I don’t get it????

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    And thus the first stampede was born.

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    Sanspareil  6 months ago

    Cowabunga that would create a horse of a different colour!

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    GiantShetlandPony  6 months ago

    One of the biggest jokes he pulled on one of his followers was the guy he told to kill his son. He was about to do it when God suddenly stops him pretty much saying he was just joking.

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    Bicycle Dude  6 months ago

    Herd mentality/immunity.

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