And since there is ten times as many new carnivores as herbivores, the herbivores are wiped out and the carnivores eat each other. This explains the great extinctions, without resorting to silly ideas like rocks falling from the sky!
Well, (s)he didn’t say anything about reversing domestication, so now it’s a bunch giant cats and dogs. Humans seem to do quite well with carnivorous pets.
Not to get religious – but it is ironic that the comic uses “God” as the source of the change since it is the Bible that says, “God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.” That sort of turns this into a “PSYCHE!” Situation of epic proportions.
In the Bible supposedly before the Fall all animals ate plants. After the Fall all things became as we know them. And after the mass slaughter of JHVH’s wrath are killed then the old Earth and Heaven will be swept away and replaced. And I suppose all animals will eat plants again, both lion and goat will eat the same food.
Though before that the order to work with humanity will be rescinded so that every animal will be hostile to humanity and attack.
One of the biggest jokes he pulled on one of his followers was the guy he told to kill his son. He was about to do it when God suddenly stops him pretty much saying he was just joking.
marilynnbyerly 6 months ago
I doubt the horses will turn on them, and the cows don’t have carnivore teeth, but they can still do some damage.
cessna172 6 months ago
on two the wranglers shout “yaw!” and skedaddle!
Prescott_Philosopher 6 months ago
What about the omnivores?
tudza Premium Member 6 months ago
We’re omnivores. Do the cowboys stay the same, or start to get really really hungry.
I Mad Am I 6 months ago
An old cowboy went riding out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When all at once a mighty herd of red eyed cows he saw
A-plowing through the ragged sky and up the cloudy draw
Their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel
Their horns were black and shiny and their hot breath he could feel
A bolt of fear went through him as they thundered through the sky
For he saw the riders coming hard and he heard their mournful cry…
sirbadger 6 months ago
If people could get useful nutrition from grass, that would be useful during the pandemic.
Concretionist 6 months ago
All us omnivores will become vorenioms?
Arbitrary 6 months ago
And they died out quickly because their teeth and digestive systems weren’t equipped to handle that sudden change.
PICTO 6 months ago
MacDonalds will have to start selling two patties with a bun between them…
keenanthelibrarian 6 months ago
Seems only reasonable, to me.
in.amongst 6 months ago
He has not started the count yet, has He!?!
Kind&Kinder 6 months ago
He’s always been a practical Joker!
jessie d. Premium Member 6 months ago
Tis the Almighty’s sense of humor wherein the least shall be the most once in a while. Gad, you gotta have a funny bone if you made man in your image.
Dobby53 Premium Member 6 months ago
I’m good. I’m a coffeenivore (whatever).
William Taylor Premium Member 6 months ago
This is supposed to be funny?
sandpiper 6 months ago
Mankind often wonders aloud whether God might have made a mistake or two. Wonder if Buttercup’s father ever had that feeling?
Scorpio Premium Member 6 months ago
We’re omnivores anyway, so no change there.
rmercer Premium Member 6 months ago
A thousand years later…. “ONE”…
mikeyman 6 months ago
I’m eating vegan now.
mikeyman 6 months ago
They’re delicious.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 6 months ago
I like a deity with a sense of humor. An ironic deity? Not so much. On a related thought, I wonder if God speaks with a southern drawl sometimes.
david_42 6 months ago
And since there is ten times as many new carnivores as herbivores, the herbivores are wiped out and the carnivores eat each other. This explains the great extinctions, without resorting to silly ideas like rocks falling from the sky!
admiree2 6 months ago
This would answer the theological question that has always plagued (pun intended) man:
If there is a God, what would s/he do if quarantined and got bored?
yimhere 6 months ago
….and all the smarty pants will become silly dummies!
timinwsac Premium Member 6 months ago
Does that mean that Wileys bears are going vegan?
robcarroll1213 6 months ago
That’s a bunch of bull.
lewis.winders 6 months ago
Perhaps this is how it all started: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-10-28/cow-eating-snake-photos-outback-australia/12822382
KEA 6 months ago
what is this… a quentin tarantino flic?
tjlincourt 6 months ago
Buffalo will come back! But they’ll be seeking revenge. Only Ted Turner will get a pass.
P51Strega 6 months ago
Well, (s)he didn’t say anything about reversing domestication, so now it’s a bunch giant cats and dogs. Humans seem to do quite well with carnivorous pets.
DCBakerEsq 6 months ago
Finally, comeuppance.
marilynnbyerly 6 months ago
Chuck (God) from SUPERNATURAL is up to no good again.
danketaz Premium Member 6 months ago
Meanwhile, the vegetables would like to talk to the hand.
Thinkingblade 6 months ago
Not to get religious – but it is ironic that the comic uses “God” as the source of the change since it is the Bible that says, “God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.” That sort of turns this into a “PSYCHE!” Situation of epic proportions.
SFpagan 6 months ago
forget it he’s sending an asteroid to take us down before the election :p
Babs Maloney Premium Member 6 months ago
Now it begins …
Night-Gaunt49 6 months ago
In the Bible supposedly before the Fall all animals ate plants. After the Fall all things became as we know them. And after the mass slaughter of JHVH’s wrath are killed then the old Earth and Heaven will be swept away and replaced. And I suppose all animals will eat plants again, both lion and goat will eat the same food.
Though before that the order to work with humanity will be rescinded so that every animal will be hostile to humanity and attack.
Won’t that be fun?
la_momcat 6 months ago
Wiley cows? i love it!
genghis.shaman 6 months ago
I don’t get it????
mistercatworks 6 months ago
And thus the first stampede was born.
Sanspareil 6 months ago
Cowabunga that would create a horse of a different colour!
GiantShetlandPony 6 months ago
One of the biggest jokes he pulled on one of his followers was the guy he told to kill his son. He was about to do it when God suddenly stops him pretty much saying he was just joking.
Bicycle Dude 6 months ago
Herd mentality/immunity.