Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 15, 2020

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 3 years ago

    I thought bonsai tees are coniferous. But what do I know. Love the little guy raking the foest floor.

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    Say What? Premium Member over 3 years ago

    A nicer attraction for the shop than Audrey II.

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    in.amongst  over 3 years ago

    Dear Wiley, this is not a particularly nice way to point out that nearly all men are inherently stunted.

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    I Mad Am I  over 3 years ago

    ‘The Little Garden Shop’ – a subsidiary of Lilliput. ;)

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  over 3 years ago

    I suspected as much

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    I’ve never heard of bonsai’d people… cute idea.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well, they never complain about being short-handed in that shop.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Bonsai shortage — is that redundant?

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    Suddenly, I could feel Charles. Addams in the room!

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    vlad8601  over 3 years ago

    almost any tree can be made miniature. “bonsai” means small pot.

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    The Old Wolf  over 3 years ago

    Something that Charles Addams might have done half a century ago.

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    Sanspareil  over 3 years ago

    But don’t turn your back on those Banzai trees!

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    KenseidenXL  over 3 years ago

    Bonsai Gardener?

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    FassEddie  over 3 years ago

    He’s ahead with just the mulch. Check out now! Step away from the Chrysanthemums!

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    Qiset  over 3 years ago

    Is this downsizing?

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    sixam  over 3 years ago

    If you think the groundskeeper is tiny, wait till you see the squirrels.

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    mikeyman  over 3 years ago

    I need a little help with my yard too.

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    jvo  over 3 years ago

    Good thing the guy is using a rake, a leaf blower that size would sound just like a mosquito

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    bbenoit  over 3 years ago

    I live in a popular tourist area and leaf-peeping is one of the busiest times. So many want to come and experience the leaves. I ask the ones who use my driveway as a turn around if they’d like to experience the leaves close up, and hand them my rake.

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    RayTHX1138  over 3 years ago

    I think the joke here is that these trees are dead.

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    scpandich  over 3 years ago

    They could have hired Bleeb from “Close to Home” at half the cost.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Hahaha, that was cute.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I guess the is what unemployed Keeblers have to look forward to.

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    I just want to know if the little gardener comes with the tree, or do you need to purchase him separately?

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    eolan59  over 3 years ago

    Just wait until he sees the squirrels

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    yimhere  over 3 years ago

    Well, the good news is the little guy isn’t green.

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    khcm1157  over 3 years ago

    Who do you think models for all those garden gnome statues?

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    OldIndy  over 3 years ago

    This reminded me of some of Charles Adams’ cartoons, but his were done “darker.”

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    Lola85 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I love all the funny comments here. Thanks for the laughs.

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    buflogal!  over 3 years ago

    Thank you, Wiley. You made me smile and feel happy. And it was safe to read the comments.

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    dot-the-I  over 3 years ago

    Pictured is moments after his come-on line, “Hey, Gorgeous, come here mulch?” to the exiting lady totally crashed.

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    DavidRLWorthington  over 3 years ago

    These bonsai are deciduous, but could be evergreen with the right sort of tree. Never heard of a conifer, though, which would grow too tall for a pot.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 3 years ago

    Bonsai trees with a bonsai gardener.

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    LeslieAnn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    What a wonderful silly joke! Thanks for the lol.

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    einarbt  over 3 years ago

    Bonsai husband?

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Only you can prevent forest fires….rake those leaves.

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    gawkface  over 3 years ago

    It’s the little things

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