Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 25, 2020

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    kaffekup   over 3 years ago

    Just by tweets, at that.

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    Ed A.  over 3 years ago

    The Book of Job does say that they both like to wager.

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    in.amongst  over 3 years ago

    Thank goodness they are professionals.

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    I Mad Am I  over 3 years ago

    “Gravity Falls” Weirdmageddon: Part 1 (TV Episode 2015)

    “So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with a… boop-boop.” Great Uncle Ford making a twirling motion with his finger around the temple of his head.

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    eastern.woods.metal  over 3 years ago

    Doesn’t matter who wins. We’re screwed either way

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Sportsmen at maximum power .

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    hammytech  over 3 years ago

    Non Canonical… Revelations has the answer… read it.

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    GROG Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The Lord and the Devil are jow playing golf…..Oh, Lord, you’ve got to win!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Religious devotees are looking forward to end times.

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    An act of God would cause Satan to miss the putt. But would that be considered cheating?

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    Doesn’t feel all that anti-climatic to me. (Yes, that’s the spelling I intended). But then one of the Oregon firestorm fires is burning about 10 miles from here.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    Because He’s omnipotent, He gave Lucifer a good handicap. Humanity was a momentary side thing. He just likes golf.

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    Say What? Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I was kind of expecting a hand basket, but okay.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    At least it isn’t a gimme.

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Y’see, those two were always in cahoots.

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    dot-the-I  over 3 years ago

    Reminds of a greeting card.

    Cover: gorgeous 12th of Augusta, “Golf heaven.”

    Inside: same photo. “Golf hell.”

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    VictoryRider  over 3 years ago

    All I know is that there was baseball in the Garden of Eden. I don’t remember all the details, but I know that Satan threw the first pitch, and the final score was Eve – ate / Adam – too.

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    MS72  over 3 years ago

    I know who wins!

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    posse1 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    In my head I can hear that “Get in the hole!” guy.

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    Jimmyk939  over 3 years ago

    Fictional characters from a book of fiction.

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    If it is accurate to say history repeats itself, are we due for another flood and restart any time soon?

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    MichaelHelwig  over 3 years ago

    Come on Wiley. Lot’s of us still have our humanity.

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    bbenoit  over 3 years ago

    THe carrot and the stick, as simple as that.

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    Rayzor63  over 3 years ago

    To paraphrase T S Eliot. “This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but at the hands of a whining Weiner”

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    Amra Leo  over 3 years ago

    Watch the movie “Constantine”…

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    saltylife16  over 3 years ago

    God would never get involved with an aggravating thing like golf. The other one, however.

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    Pickled Pete  over 3 years ago

    The most mysterious thing in the entire book is the first three words.

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    dogbreath84  over 3 years ago

    Trump can beat them both—he cheats at golf. But Kim Jon Il can beat them all. He only hits hole-in-ones.

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    marklylepayne  over 3 years ago

    Looks like trump is putting!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    We’re not going quietly into that good night. We’re hiding. The meek shall inherit the earth. …okay?

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    1953Baby  over 3 years ago

    All because some idjits think it is STILL forbidden to eat from the Tree of Knowledge". . .

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    That “sinking” feeling?

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Everyone always thinks that satan and God are on equal footing. They are not. God is in control. Satan, per the Bible, is the Prince of the world and is looking for those he may deceive and devour. He is NOT in charge of Hell and is never noted as such in the Bible. He IS thrown into the Lake of Fire at the end.

    Eph 2:2 You followed the ways of this world and obeyed the devil. He rules the world, and his spirit has power over everyone who doesn’t obey God.

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    thelordthygod666  over 3 years ago

    The game ended last January. Want to guess who won?

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    mwksix  over 3 years ago

    So THAT’S why they call him a bogey-man!

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    WGillete  over 3 years ago

    I can’t tell – does the Devil have a comb-over?

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    Herb L 1954  over 3 years ago

    Falwell Jr.holding the flag?Jarrod will make the putt ;(

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    Brian  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Stroke play or match?

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    Thinkingblade  over 3 years ago

    SIgh … that putt looks like a gimme.

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    6turtle9  over 3 years ago

    I wonder what a hole in one would signify?

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago

    God is cheating. He’s not removing the pin.

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    willie_mctell  over 3 years ago

    Seems like omnipotence makes this kind of one sided.

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    spaced man spliff  over 3 years ago

    I thought the Earth was a big dome supported by four elephants standing on a big turtle. In turn supported by an even bigger turtle. And so on….

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    Ammo is on a break Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Came looking for Gimme comments and found two, nice work. The Devil wanted a gimme on the Wedge.

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    Jody H. Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Mr. Miller, shouldn’t the devil be more of an orange shade? Usually only his tie is red!

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    COL Crash  over 3 years ago

    It’s easy to see how it could be when it happened over 70 years ago and nobody recognized it for what it was at the time.

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    57BelAir  over 3 years ago

    “Noonan…miss it…..miss it”

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