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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 25, 2020

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    kaffekup   7 months ago

    Just by tweets, at that.

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    stevesilver48  7 months ago

    Kaffekup: Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout dere, Willis?

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    Ed A.  7 months ago

    The Book of Job does say that they both like to wager.

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    stevesilver48  7 months ago

    Little help, Eromlig?

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    in.amongst  7 months ago

    Thank goodness they are professionals.

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    I Mad Am I  7 months ago

    “Gravity Falls” Weirdmageddon: Part 1 (TV Episode 2015)

    “So this is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with a… boop-boop.” Great Uncle Ford making a twirling motion with his finger around the temple of his head.

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    eastern.woods.metal  7 months ago

    Doesn’t matter who wins. We’re screwed either way

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 7 months ago

    Sportsmen at maximum power .

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    hammytech  7 months ago

    Non Canonical… Revelations has the answer… read it.

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    GROG Premium Member 7 months ago

    The Lord and the Devil are jow playing golf…..Oh, Lord, you’ve got to win!

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 7 months ago

    Religious devotees are looking forward to end times.

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    Bilan  7 months ago

    An act of God would cause Satan to miss the putt. But would that be considered cheating?

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    Concretionist  7 months ago

    Doesn’t feel all that anti-climatic to me. (Yes, that’s the spelling I intended). But then one of the Oregon firestorm fires is burning about 10 miles from here.

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    Kind&Kinder  7 months ago

    Because He’s omnipotent, He gave Lucifer a good handicap. Humanity was a momentary side thing. He just likes golf.

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    Say What?  7 months ago

    I was kind of expecting a hand basket, but okay.

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    danketaz Premium Member 7 months ago

    At least it isn’t a gimme.

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    Gent  7 months ago

    Y’see, those two were always in cahoots.

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    dot-the-I  7 months ago

    Reminds of a greeting card.

    Cover: gorgeous 12th of Augusta, “Golf heaven.”

    Inside: same photo. “Golf hell.”

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    VictoryRider  7 months ago

    All I know is that there was baseball in the Garden of Eden. I don’t remember all the details, but I know that Satan threw the first pitch, and the final score was Eve – ate / Adam – too.

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    MS72  7 months ago

    I know who wins!

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    posse1 Premium Member 7 months ago

    In my head I can hear that “Get in the hole!” guy.

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    Jimmyk939  7 months ago

    Fictional characters from a book of fiction.

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    sandpiper  7 months ago

    If it is accurate to say history repeats itself, are we due for another flood and restart any time soon?

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    MichaelHelwig  7 months ago

    Come on Wiley. Lot’s of us still have our humanity.

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    bbenoit  7 months ago

    THe carrot and the stick, as simple as that.

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    Rayzor63  7 months ago

    To paraphrase T S Eliot. “This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but at the hands of a whining Weiner”

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    Amra Leo  7 months ago

    Watch the movie “Constantine”…

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    saltylife16  7 months ago

    God would never get involved with an aggravating thing like golf. The other one, however.

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    Pickled Pete  7 months ago

    The most mysterious thing in the entire book is the first three words.

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    shoe84dn  7 months ago

    Trump can beat them both—he cheats at golf. But Kim Jon Il can beat them all. He only hits hole-in-ones.

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    marklylepayne  7 months ago

    Looks like trump is putting!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 7 months ago

    We’re not going quietly into that good night. We’re hiding. The meek shall inherit the earth. …okay?

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    1953Baby  7 months ago

    All because some idjits think it is STILL forbidden to eat from the Tree of Knowledge". . .

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    Michael G.  7 months ago

    That “sinking” feeling?

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    LeeYoung Premium Member 7 months ago

    Everyone always thinks that satan and God are on equal footing. They are not. God is in control. Satan, per the Bible, is the Prince of the world and is looking for those he may deceive and devour. He is NOT in charge of Hell and is never noted as such in the Bible. He IS thrown into the Lake of Fire at the end.

    Eph 2:2 You followed the ways of this world and obeyed the devil. He rules the world, and his spirit has power over everyone who doesn’t obey God.

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    thelordthygod666  7 months ago

    The game ended last January. Want to guess who won?

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    mwksix  7 months ago

    So THAT’S why they call him a bogey-man!

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    WGillete  7 months ago

    I can’t tell – does the Devil have a comb-over?

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    Herb L 1954  7 months ago

    Falwell Jr.holding the flag?Jarrod will make the putt ;(

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    Brian  Premium Member 7 months ago

    Stroke play or match?

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    Thinkingblade  7 months ago

    SIgh … that putt looks like a gimme.

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    6turtle9  7 months ago

    I wonder what a hole in one would signify?

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku  7 months ago

    God is cheating. He’s not removing the pin.

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    willie_mctell  7 months ago

    Seems like omnipotence makes this kind of one sided.

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 7 months ago

    I thought the Earth was a big dome supported by four elephants standing on a big turtle. In turn supported by an even bigger turtle. And so on….

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    Ammosexual  Premium Member 7 months ago

    Came looking for Gimme comments and found two, nice work. The Devil wanted a gimme on the Wedge.

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    Jody H. Premium Member 7 months ago

    Mr. Miller, shouldn’t the devil be more of an orange shade? Usually only his tie is red!

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    COL Crash  7 months ago

    It’s easy to see how it could be when it happened over 70 years ago and nobody recognized it for what it was at the time.

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    57BelAir  7 months ago

    “Noonan…miss it…..miss it”

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